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I used to believe that your loins were the muscles in your legs. i only found out the truth yesterday when my boyfriend told me what they really were - i am 24 and i'm still not sure that he's right!!!
happydaze
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I was absolutly convinced as a pubescent teenager that I ahd been born a boy but that Mum had so wanted a girl that she had made someone cut off my male equipment. I felt that someone had done a very poor job and had left me disfigured (in fact I still have a somewhat poor body image!)
It wasn't until I was quite a lot older that I realised that labia are a totally normal part of a female and vary in size from one woman to another and have nothing to do with the clumsey removal of amle genitalia. Oops!
Anon
when I was younger I used to believe that my buddy's grandma's fat saggy juggs were just watermelons that were too ripe. crazy eh !
Kyle
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When I was faced with the prospect of talking about my "bits" when I was little, I'd always call them "Jenny Tails", Jenny being my name. It took me until I was probably about 8 and said something about "Janet Tails" (my sister) that I was informed that I'd misheard my mother when she taught me about my *genitals*.
Jen
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My best friend used to beleive that his testicles were his lungs. It was because they moved when he coughed. Idiot.
Tommio
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Prior to gaining education pertaining to sexual body parts and functions, I was told by my mother that I, a girl, had a "front butt" and a "back butt" to wipe when learning toilet training. I believed our female genitals were our "front butt" until someone corrected me over half way through grammar school! I can't believe she copped out on my explaination like that! Laughing myself to tears now at 43 yrs. old!
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When I was a young spadge I used to think that your bell-end was like the ball in a ballpoint pen. Consequently, I also believed that if you pulled your foreskin too far back your bell-end would plop out like an egg from a hen’s arse. What were my parents thinking? Why didn’t they ever tell me? Oh, and nobody told me that banjo-strings (the string of flesh that links the foreskin to the bell-end, known in GU clinics everywhere as the frenulum) were normal either. I spent most of my adolescence thinking I was a freak. It was only when a friend told me his had nearly snapped, before whacking his cock out and showing me the withered thread that I realised I was normal. I’m not exaggerating when I say it was the biggest relief of my life.
Chinner
i used to believe that milk was womens cum,and it squirted when they got turned on,needless to say when my brother was born i was vert confused and disgusted,i was only 5 with a mean older brother
kelly linehan
i used to believe that blo jobs meant u had to blow down ur dick 2 make ur balls bigger
lisa forster watkins pitchford
I used to believe that a penis was infact a poo which had been diverted and was not excreted and was consequently hanging out the front, so i thought fat men had big willys cos they ate so much!
Mohamid
i used to believe that the clitoris was a teeny penis that all girls had, cos thats the general area the pee used to come out of, and i didn't even know about my vagina till i was a bit older, didn't know it existed!
rightly corrected
I used to believe that womens genitalia was an inverted males 1
St3,
When I was very young I didn't realise woman had three different 'bits', I thought it was all done with ONE!!
P
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My baby brother had just been weaned so I asked my mum if she was keeping her breasts in case she had another baby.
Shantavira
I, a male, used to think that that a threat of getting "kicked in the ass" must have meant in the testicles, for surely it must hurt there more than any other place.
unkicked
I used to believe that my vagina was called a 'giraffe'. Vagina...Giraffe, sounds the same doesn't it?! *blushing snicker*
lillithmaiden
My niece when she was about 4 years old came running in the house and shouted "Gran, Mark's got a great long throozy".
Throozy being her name for a vagina!
anon
When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'
Steve Haughton
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i used to believe that you could breath through the the hole in the end of your penis when you were swimming.
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My friends and I (male) believed at school that a woman's breasts became bigger when fondled by a man. So when we saw a large-breasted lady we sniggered- we knew what SHE'D been up to!
My wife told me this was not true about two years after we married.
I'm still not convinced she's right.
Graham, UK
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