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I used to think that boobs would look far nicer without nipples on them.
Nadia Whyte
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I thought they pumped the milk into the boobies when you had your baby..like with a gas tank nozzle er something...
amonia
When i was little a little girl i thought that if i fingered myself enough that my belly button would pop out and make a big penis. It didnt work because i tried it.
lucy
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i used to believe thet girls used to have willys until they were 6 then the parent hed to choose if they wanted a boy or a girl
pubert
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I used to believe that if you made a penis out of clay and put it on your crotch it would stick and you would become a boy. I asked for clay for christmas and tried to make one. I of course was disappointed when it didn't work. I thought maybe it was because I hadn'y made it right so I kept making one over and over again. Well, it did look a little more like a worm than anything else anyway.
Zoe
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I know this guy named David who thought his penis was a tail. Well, one day his mom had friends over and he ran into the room yelling "Look mommy I can make my tail fat!". I wasn't there but his mother uses it to embarrase him, so of course I found out.
Zoe
When I was young and took baths with my sisters, they would grab my "gadget" as my Mother told them to call it and ask over & over why they didn't have one.
Mike, Long Beach, California
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I used to think that my testicles were eggs that would become babies when I was older...
Martin
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I used to believe that your arse cheeks were actually full of shit!
anon
i used to think that my testacles were ballons and if i was naughty i would fly into the sky and eventually they wouls pop.
marksie
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I used to believe that boys penises could move independently like an Elephant's trunk and that they could pick up stuff with it.
Jenn
My cousin (honest!) was told by a catholic priest when he was 11 that a woman had teeth inside her and that if he had sex with a woman that he wasn't married to then the teeth would bite the offending member off. I discovered this fact when I was 18 an he was 20 overe a pint, it took me a year to convince him it wasn't true !!! - he eventually lost his virginity when he was 21
Dazzlin
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My mum told me that if i ate my apples my boobs would grow - so as you can imagine i ate as many as possible - secretly i still wish that when i eat an apple!! :-)
LCF
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My gulible daughter(her dad told her this one) that all babies were born boys and if you wanted a girl you had to put them in a freezer and then their willies would drop off!!
debbie
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My sister started using tampons when she was about 18, and every time she had to go for a wee, she took the tampon out and, after the wee, put it back in. She didn't know there were 2 orifices. We didn't have sex education in those days!
Liz
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When I was a kid, I always played with my willy so my mum said if I played with it, it would fall of like my uncles did, because he always played with his when he was younger. It plagued me for years since the age of 4. I was scared to rearrange myself incase it dropped off. I asked my mum when I was 12 if it really happened but she doesn't even remember saying it!!! Thanks mum.
The Game
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when i was about seven i thought that the whole ball came out when you had sex...i wasn't so much confused by the mis-match in the size of the opening (ouch), but because i was intersted in numbers i was confused because some people had more than two children in their family... i could only count two myself and i knew that must be right because my mum told me that you had two of everything down each side and one of everyting down the middle...anyway i justified it on the basis that your balls must regrow somehow...i suppose that i didn't really give it much more thought until i was about twelve and started experimenting and i found that i still had two whole balls and a messy splat on the floor
owen cash
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When I was a child, I never really was clear on the idea that there were only two genders. I thought that there were an infinite variety of anatomies for people, and that "male" and "female" was kind of a organizing word, but had no real meaning. My parents would tell me I was "special", and I thought that meant that I was anatomically different from everyone else. So when they got around to telling me about real human anatomy, genitalia and what not, I had a real hard time accepting it. I couldn't bear the idea that all females had the same parts, and that all males had the same parts.
Deidre
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When I was little, pre pubescent, I used to believe that my testicles were a spare set of eyeballs. I used to believe that they would sometimes migrate at night and change places. That way, you could give your eyes a break and let the spare ones take over for a while.:-)
Ron B 1-22-03
I used to believe that the female body part was called "the gina" as opposed to "vagina."
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