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When I was about 11 I believed I had breast cancer because I developed 2 hard lumps in my nipples. I had heard a commercial about checking breasts for lumps. For a year I was scared I had cancer and was totally relieved when I finally asked the doctor and he told me it was normal and I was just developing.
Michelle
I remember being really little and walking in on mum after she had come out of the bathroom. I remember seeing her pubic hair and thinking how gross it was and that it was like how dads had hair on their chest. yuk!
sparky
I used to believe that I could "wish" my breasts were bigger, but now I know I was just a boob for thinking that!!
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When i was young, after I first learned about breastfeeding babies, I thought that breasts were just sacks filled entirely with milk. Thus, if a girl got hit/cut on her boob, it would pop and leak milk...
~Katie
when i was a kid i used to believe that girls have dicks too but now having sex with one i found out that they dont!!
Talha Aziz
When I was a child used to believe that when a woman was breast feeding one breast was for liquids and the other was for solids. So a baby would eat and then they would take a drink from the other breast.
michael
i used to believe that when a women turned 60, her vagina would grow skin over it so that she couldn't use it anymore. i didnt quite figure out how she went to the toilet though...
B.J
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Until I was about 18 or so, I used to think that if I masturbated too much (I'm female, by the way) that my clitoris would get bigger and bigger the more I did it.
top belief!
I have a friend who's mother believed, until she was almost 50, that your urine and menstrual flow all came out of the same hole. She thought there was only one hole *down there*.
laf
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I used to believe that inside my penis there was a snake, and each time i got a "hard on" the snake was trying to get out.
anon
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Until I was 15 I believed that men had a hole like a woman underneath their penis and that's how men had sex together.
I didn't used to know that there was a difference between the penis and the balls. I thought it was all balls.
Neil
We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...
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Perhaps with the idea of delaying the inevitable, my highschool-age uncle told us six-year-old boys that girls have teeth in their vagina. Took awhile before I dared to find out the truth.
al
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Until I was about nine, I thought that breasts were these white, conically shaped, spirally looking things. It wasn't until retrospection years later that I realized that was what the bra my mom wore looked like. (a la 1950's)
Jane
When i was very little (around 5) I use to think that the pee comes out of a girls clitorus. Intill i asked my mom and she corrected me. Glad i still dont believe that!
Meg
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As a little boy, I knew that girls and boys had different parts between their legs, but I thought that a girl's parts were the same as a boy's parts, just pushed inside (inverted). Made sense to me.
How did they get that way? Well, at first, boys' and girls' parts were the same, then a dinosaur kicked a girl in the crotch....
bd
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I don't know how I came to belive this theory.All babies are born as girls.You become a "boy" if you sneeze,or cough too hard.It pops out,and you're done being a girl.I used to dread having a cold.When I would sneeze,I would rush to the bathroom,just to make sure I hadn't "popped".
Lucy
My dad was uncircumcized...and I AM circumcized...Imagine my shock when he had to teach me to pee standing up. I thought every boy had a different penis!
ttttt
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Oh this is SO embarrassing...When I was 17 I was in study hall talking about how when my female hamster goes pee the fur in that area was wet for a while and I thought it was gross. My two female friends said "well excuse her! They don't make toilet paper for hamsters!" I said "No, she didn't poop...she peed" I had NO IDEA that girls had to wipe after peeing AND pooping!!! It just never crossed my mind! I also thought until I was 15 that when you had sex with a girl there was only one hole...the hole you have sex with and they pee out of were the same thing. I knew NOTHING about girls.
Rex
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