rude bits

When I was about three we used to read Babar, the books about the elephant, and when I saw my newborn brothers penis, i asked my mother what it was. She explained as best she could, to a three year old, but I just nodded and said "Ah! Babar," because I thought it looked like an elephant trunk with two ears.

rozduf

I used to have a female friend when I was really little and she said she would show me hers if I would show her mine. I agreed, then she asked if she could touch mine. I said no way. You already broke your off!!

Chucky

My niece believed that the longer I breastfed my baby the smaller my boobs would get. She was 4 at the time.

M

I was nursing my daughter and my 4 year old neice aske me what i was doing (her mother did not breastfeed her ot her younder sister). I told her I was feeding the baby. She said "My mommy feeds my sister with a bottle" and asked what was in my boob. I replied milk and she asked if it was chocolate........lmao

M

When I was eight a boy told me that penises tasted like candy. He was wrong.

beastiegirlll

When I was younger I was certain my "private" was called a ba-china... the boy's were pickles.

taliba

when i was 12-ish my best friend (who was a girl) and myself (also female) used
to torment her little brother by telling him that when he turned 6 (he was 5), his
"peter" would fall off and he would become a girl. We used to tell him that it
happened to us and it didn't hurt. We also used to tell him that when little girls
turned 6 they grew "peters" and became little boys.

For the first few months after he turned 5, he lived in fear of turning 6. Then he
started to not believe us. We continued with the prank until his 6th birthday and
when he turned six he came up to us and said that his "peter" fell off and he was
now a girl! Fortunately, 6 year olds can't keep a straight face for long, so after a
few seconds he dissolved into laughter.

poor kid...now I realize that it was an awful thing to do.

erin

all grandmas and my womber told me not to touch my tallywhacker anymore than nessessary. if i did it would turn black and fall off.
the first, how could something that feels good be bad...

atomic frog

when I was younger...I never listened much to the beginning of words...untill my first Sex Education Class in 5th grade I honestly thought "vagina" was "bagina"..

Sara

When bathing with my Dad (at a very young age) I asked my Mum why he had a carrot coming out of his bottom... She explained what it was, but for years I thought it would only work if it was wet and soapy.

Purple Passion

I didn't see a female's 'parts' until I was sixteeen, though intensely curious. I knew they were 'different' and my 5-year-old logic suggested they the difference was that fmeales had two penises. I remember a journey on a tram to visit the dentist when I seriously thought this way possible and 'underessed' my fellow passenegers. Represssed or what?
PS: Now have two daighters, each blessed with one penis

Richard GL56 UK

i used to believe that if you had lots of dairy prodects you would increase the amount of sperm you had and your balls and penis would grow big

supaman

When I was younger I thought only little boys had (you know...) and grown up men had something else...i didn't know what, but it not the same thing little boys had..hehe

Sara- Savannah, GA