rude bits

Our family name for girls bits was "pee-pee".. when I was about 4, my cousin and I got into a fight about it because she tried to tell me that it was called a "va-china"... I didn't believe that such a big word would be used for "that"..

ba

I had a friend in college who believed that testicles were internal. She has 2 brothers and didn't know they hung outside the body until we told her. She was in her Junior year at the time.

Anon

I used to believe that once you became an adult, your nipples were always erect. for a long time there, i thought mine were broken...

Anon

I used to think that gonorrheoa was a sort of penile leprosy - that if you
caught it and it wasn't treated, your dick would fall off.

Ollie

i beleived that women's breasts were attached only at the top of the breast, and that the rest just 'dangled'. this meant that you would be able to lift them like a flap.

Simon Newton

While taking Sex Education class, my teacher would always refer to people's private parts as the "groin area". I misunderstood him and thought that he was saying "growing area". It some wierd way, it made sense to me to call a man's private parts the "growing area", but I was really confused why a woman's private parts should be called that too!

Peter

I used to believe that a man's penis stuck straight out in front of him, completely perpendicular to the rest of his body and would stay that way. This would be the reason I would just knock my Barbie and Ken together to simulate them having sex.

Cookie

For a long time when I was a young teenager and before I ever had sex, I knew that a girl had two "holes" but I was always scared that I would get it in the wrong hole or that I wouldn't know what one to put it in!

Shawn

I thought that when a woman went for her check-up, they put her to sleep (general anesthesia), because who'd want to be awake when some doctor-man is looking at your private parts?

Dial Zero

i thought that a boy's penis was always kept tightly tucked under his body (as in, the tip pointing backwards). this seemed the only logical way to keep it from flinging around. i told that to my first boyfriend and he just laughed....

:)

I remember being twelve and starting to develop nipples, and being convinced I was dying of breast cancer. I told my doctor, who just laughed. It was so embarrasing.

kayla

i believed that penis's were hotdogs

Justin (Visualizer)

I used to believe that "bitch" meant vagina, because I saw some nasty graffiti on a Kotex machine that said "For the bloody bitch!"

Aussie

I used to be convinced that a vagina was simply a round hole on the front of a girl's groin

Bob