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Omg when i was little i watched a movie and in the movie a man said can i see your pussy so i though that a pussy was a cat so 2 days later we went to my aunts house to visit her and she used to have a little kitty and i asked her can i see your pussy and everyone looked at me really weird and it was sooo embarrasin because i didnt know what it really ment when i got older i found out what pussy second meaning and it was so akward
Can i see you...
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When I was little, I thought that a boy's penis filled up with urine. I didn't know about bladders. Later on, I learned about testicles, and I thought that was what filled up with urine.
Rebekah
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I used to think that everyone's genitals looked entirely different.
I would imagine all kinds of weird shapes going on down there for different children.
I believed this until my preschool friend left the door open when she was using the bathroom- I exclaimed, "She has a pee-pee just like mine!"
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When I was little I held the adament beliefe that girls only became girls when their willies dropped off.
My mum brings it up to this day.
I used to believe that there really was such a spread as vaginamite.
Rae
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When I was a little girl I was coming home from the beach. Of course I only knew what a girls part looked like at the time. I was outside of my cousins house with my grandma who was helping me hose the sand off of my feet. I stood there as my feet were getting hosed off and all of a sudden my cousin pops out of the house butt naked (mind you were both little tots). I screamed "MOMMY, GRANDMA WHY DOES HE HAVE A STICK STICKING OUT OF HIM!!!!"
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When I was 4 years old, and my little sister was a newborn, I saw my mom changing her, and when I saw that she didn't have a penis, I exclaimed "What happened!?"
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For some unknown reason I used to think that you could shoot people with your penis, like a laser. We were in 3rd grade at the time and me and my friend were play fighting and 'shooting' each other with 'guns', so I said to him, "Lets shoot each other with our willies!" I remember him looking very confused. I wonder why!
Zap Man
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I used to believe, until I was about 13, that a guys 'nuts' were like actual nuts (similar to walnuts or something)... hard brown brittle things that weren't really connected to the guys body, just hanging loose. It made perfect sense to me, because I figured that the reason guys went into so much pain if you hit them 'there', is because the nuts could 'crack open'.
Even seeing biology textbooks at secondary school didn't change my view, because they just showed the balls as pale brown round circles in cross-section diagrams!
Even now, in the back of my mind, I still think of guys having brittle walnut-like things...
Malorie Jempson
i used to belive when i got an erection that if i bent my penis it would break like a bone
beep41
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My friend, who is a boy, told me that when you have a physical for a sport, they have to grab your sex organs and squeeze them. For the longest time, I thought they'd grab my vagina and boobs. I was scared of male doctors for a while after that. :[
When I was younger, I was singing karaoke with my mom. I was singing "Quit Playing Games With My Heart." Being the weird jokester I was, I decided to switch the letters while singing it.
"Qlit Puaying Games With My Heart" did not go over well with my mom.
I later looked it up on Google, but didn't know what it was until a few years later.
Zurich
When I was a kid, I had just seen the third Austin Powers movie. One day, my parents and I went to a fast food place, and I recalled something funny from the movie out loud.
I said "Austinpussy."
sometimes, i would fart with my legs closed and the air would run up seep into my "other hole"! And when i stood up i would make "queefs" ! Well for the longest time (til i read about reproduction when i was 9) I thought that my vagina was a hole where the farts would come out! XD
dumbdumb
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I thought that a vagina was called a "Suzie." I remember watching Rugrats and giggling to myself at Nickelodeon's dirty jokes.
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Well this isn't mine, but its my brothers. He's ten and I've been his guardian for two years, I guess I need to pay a little closer attention to him. Last year his teacher gave her email address to the class if they needed help with homework or something I guess. My brother decided at Halloween he'd send her an e-card, well guess what it was. It apparently it had a picture of a vampire and said "I want to suck your clit". Yeah, she called me about it and luckily wasn't really mad, I think concerned was the word she used. Anyway, I actually thought it was kinda funny but had to have a talk with him about it. I asked him if he knew what a clit was. He said yes. God, I thought, I seriously don't want to have this kind of talk with him. I asked him what it was. With all sincerity he said it was the skin on your elbow and pulled on his to show me. I guess some kid at school must have told him that, I didn't ask anymore questions I just told him not to do anything like that again. What makes me wonder more is, why the hell he wants to suck his teachers elbow or even suggest that? He mentioned he sent a card out to Joel, his best friend, too and who knows what that one said.
Liz and Ryan
when I was young me & all my m8s used 2 think that boys & girls had penises, then when I got older I thought I saw a very small 1 when my mum was getting changed. I told my friends at school It was true and my teacher looked concerned
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when I was younger, I overheard my friends talking about a girl they knew. They were disgusted, and said that she played with herself. Being an only child, and thinking they meant, playing by herself, with stuffed animals, or something, I said, I do too, what's the big deal?
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When I was little my older brother told me that boy's penises were just like the garden hose & they could be as long or as short as they wanted. He told me he could coil his up inside of him or just pull it out when he needed to. I looked through my mom's book "The ABC's Of The Human Body" over and over again to see if I could find a picture of a uncoiled penis!!
Bug
I believed that, during a circumcision, they cut the whole head of the penis off. I had no idea what a foreskin was or anything, just that, despite their tastiness, pigs in blankets always reminded me of something...
Helena
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