rude bits

When I was younger I sneaked a read at a very old book on sex my aunt had in her garage (it was published in the '30's) It said that masturbation could lead to insanity, and that it could be detected in the urine. I was scared to death when my doctor asked for a urine sample before my appendectomy. Parents: Let's don't fill our kids with such garbage!

Some old guy

this happened to my brothers friend.

so his parents let him in the delivery room (don't ask me why) and when his sister popped out, they said it was a girl. apparently he didnt know that girls didnt have penises and he called her umbellical cord her winkie. so when his dad snipped the cord he exclamed "daddy, you cut her winkie off!"

Shnar

when i was little i randomly insisted to everyone that the vagina was called a tina. my mom tried to tell me otherwise but insisted so she went along with it. when my dad took me to one of his baseball games he introduced me to a girl on his team named Tina. I was mortified and i couldnt understand how anyone could name there daughter Tina. my parents had to explain to her why i would go anywhere near her and looked terrified everytime she tried to talk to me.

Danica

when i was 12-ish my best friend (who was a girl) and myself (also female) used
to torment her little brother by telling him that when he turned 6 (he was 5), his
"peter" would fall off and he would become a girl. We used to tell him that it
happened to us and it didn't hurt. We also used to tell him that when little girls
turned 6 they grew "peters" and became little boys.

For the first few months after he turned 5, he lived in fear of turning 6. Then he
started to not believe us. We continued with the prank until his 6th birthday and
when he turned six he came up to us and said that his "peter" fell off and he was
now a girl! Fortunately, 6 year olds can't keep a straight face for long, so after a
few seconds he dissolved into laughter.

poor kid...now I realize that it was an awful thing to do.

erin

My mom used to call my vagina a "tudy". I never could watch "Facts of Life" with a straight face. A girlfriend's mom called it "Margaret". I don't know why.

Karen

My paternal grandmother told me since I was a child that if I could kiss my elbow I could change sex. I was world's biggest tomboy, so I probably spent a good week of my life trying to kiss my elbow out of frustration. When things get out of hand here, sometimes I still try, just to make myself laugh.

SkullGrrl

When I was about 5, i used to believe that my clit was really a little penis. I said to my mom, "mommy! even girls have penises just liek boys but they are really little!" my mom was like uh yeah hunny...

Jacqueline

I was babysitting a little boy, and he told me that he was mad at his sister once and he cut her "weiner" off, and that's why she didn't have one. LOL!

Kelly

I attended Catholic School and I could not see any signs of breasts on the Nuns, their habits were white and flat so as a child I thought they cut their "boobs" off.

Susan

When I was in first grade a boy down the street told me that the purpose of testicles was to spin really fast so that our urine would have velocity. This was my going theory for at least a year.

Jef

I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.

never eating hot dogs again

I used to believe that testicles are there just to keep the legs apart, reducing friction.

Anon

i remember i started playing with myself at a very young age and, probably like a lot of guys, discovered masturbation before i was able to produce semen. i found it very addictive because it felt nice, but you could imagine my surprise when i DID start to produce that stuff, i didnt know what it was and i was afriad to do it again! all my friends in school eventually start talking about masturbation but never mentioned anything like that happening and i thought i was after breaking my penis by doing it too much! haha

Rich

I used to think that there was a bulge in a guy's underwear because their penis had to be all rolled up in a bunch...

Chantel

I used to believe that if I slept on my tummy my boobs would never grow so I never slept on my tummy.

LoLo

A long time ago, when someone would say something about someone "loosing their marbles", I thought that they were refering to their testicles, because I used to call them marbels after my mom said that calling them balls was rude.

Anon

When I was a kid, I believed that if a girl wore boys' underwear, she'd grow a penis. Actually, that belief was only TRULY refuted a few weeks ago, by my (female) friend who likes to wear Batman Underoos....according to her, she's been wearing them for years, and still hasn't noticed anything growing down there, so it *must* be safe, lol.

Emily

i used to belive when i got an erection that if i bent my penis it would break like a bone

beep41

i used to belive that pubes were hair fallen from your head and glued on

marcus

I used to believe that a man had to go to hospital for an injection in order to get an erection. I said this to my mum when I was about 11... I don't think she has ever laughed as much!

Anon