rude bits

I knew how to masturbate by the time I was 10, but never really did it that much. When I was 12, I started doing it more. MUCH more. When I had the sex-ed video, somehow, I thought you could get pregnant if you masturbated.
I WAS TERRIFIED.

Ms. Delusional

i used 2 belive that my willy was the umbillicall chord that hadn't been chopped after watching a documentry on babies

suky.p

I used to believed that loose skin was what the name on your dick was called and foreskin was the loose bit of skin on the animal part of the neck where you could hold up!

A.K

i used to believe that girls had penis' too and the reason they spent more time in the bathroom was they had to put somthing in it to make the penis stay in

Anon

i have a friend that used to believe that the penis and semen were the same thing. So i guess the penis would just come off and the guy would only get to have sex once in his life! So weird.

Anon

I used to think all penises were the size of baby carrots. When I walked in on my dad in the shower, I was shocked to see that there was this HUUUUUGE banana like shape between his legs. Instead of realizing that grown men's dick's are larger than a kids, I just thought my dad had a problem.

Anon

I used to believe that when a boy was curcumcised they cut off one penis, which is why I only had one left.

whoops!

My mother told me that every woman has a box inside where babies grow. For several years I thought I had a wooden box inside me.

Dana

When I was young I once saw my baby sister bathe and asked my mom why didnt she too have big breasts like mom. Mom told me she was a baby and her breasts had not grown yet. Being a boy I didnt bother to ask mom why I didnt have them because I knew only girls had the breasts.
SO one day while mom was changing her nappy I was really amamzed to find out that her uriniary organ had not grown too, comparing it to mine she didnt have one. And so very innocently I told mom, look her Pee has not grown too, I know why , because she is young.

Sanjay

I was in graduate school before I realize I'd been circumcised. I always thought the glans (or head) was what got cut off, so since mine was still there, I thought I had escaped the knife. It was only when I took an anatomy-related class in grad school that I learned the truth (I comped out of undergrad biology). I am extremely intelligent and had most of my tuition paid by private and State scholarships and fellowships, but this one misconception persisted well into my adult life.

John

When I was 8 or 9 I had this group of friends and we were all different ages. The eldest was a girl who was 13, the rest of us were boys. We were all in the park and the oldest boy said that we all had to feel this girl's breasts (and she was happy for this to happen) or we'd get whipped across the 'arse' with a stick.

At that point I'd never heard the word 'arse' and I assumed it meant my penis. I was so scared of having my penis whipped (as you can imagine), needless to say I felt her breasts. What a way to have your first sexual experience!!!

Mux

I believed that if a boy had his doodle cut off, he would die.
That's why they were so protective of them and screamed in pain if they were injured in the groin.

Anon

my nephew (6 yrs old) came up to me last week and said, "do you know why girls don't have penis'?". i asked him why, and he said, "grandpa told me it's 'cause they played with them too much and they fell off!"

is that what happened to mine? j/k

chris' aunt

My older sister always complained that she hated her big boobs and told me that I would hate them. So that scared me alot! She told me that if i wanted to prevent boobs, whenever I go to sleep I would sleep on my tummy cross my arms over my chest to squish my boobs from ever coming out. It worked! I am as flat as board and I never have to complain about the pain or buying any bras yay!

Itty Bitty Committee

I used to believe that when babies where born they all had penises and if the parents wanted it to be a girl the would push the penis in and when the baby got older breasts grew because the penis took up to much room.

Anon

When I was younger, I used to call "nipples", "cripples". No lie. Total embarassment when my mother brings it up in front of my boyfriend...

Anon

As a child, I had walked in on my dad in the bathroom once or twice, prompting my mom to give me "the talk," so I wasn't exactly a stranger to the male anatomy.

One day, though, I ended up playing doctor with a friend of mine and found that his penis was a lot smaller than my dad's, both in absolute terms and in proportion to the rest of his body. I knew from TV that having a small penis was something to be ashamed of, so I teased him for it for years. It never occured to me that they grow the way they do

Cindy

After I had hit puberty, I thought that only girls got hair "down there" because I'd only ever seen women naked. I was really suprised when I started getting sexual years later!

Anon

before i realized that there was such a thing as a transexual, and that i was one, i believed that i was supposed to have been born with a penis. i couldnt figure out why i didnt have one, but i was convinced that if i kept looking, i would find one. i was always looking for penis shaped things on the ground, or at yard sales, hoping to find a used one that could be glued or at least paper-clipped back on.

sir daniel lillywhite

I used to think that testicles were sacks of pee, and a man squeezed them in order to "go".

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