rude bits

One day after I had taken a bath my baby brother when I was 3, I thought that my fingers were all wrinkly, because during our time in the tub, I had accidently touched one of his testicals therefore it explained why my fingers were the way they were when I got out of the bathtub!

Wrinkled Fingers

When I was younger, having never actually seen a male foreskin, I believed that circumcision involved the removal of part of the glans of the penis (i.e. the little bit on the end that makes it look like a mushroom).

Thus I believed that I was uncircumcized until a Jewish friend disabused me of the notion by telling me his looked the same as mine. Little kids think weird things, right?

We were in 9th grade.

A bit slow...

when i was little(about4 or 5) and mom took me to the doctor the doctor noticed my penis looked red and infected she told mom i needed to wash myself. so mom tells me as we r goin into the house if i didn't wash my penis it would fall off i was h mortified i ran upstair and began vigorously washing my penis i did this twice a day for 3 years

i hate my parents

I used to belive that if you dressed really slutty your breasts would get bigger, cuase most of the people I saw with big breasts always dressed like that.

Anon

When I was little, I used to believe that when you had a sex change, you went to this place, and got inside a teleporter things...and when you came out, you were the other sex...so it changed you when you were in there...hehe!

A random person

When I was 5 and I'd just come out of the bath and Dad was drying me with a towel I looked down at my chest and asked him if I could have some pimple cream for my two "pimples."
He laughed (at that time I didn't understand why) and said no.
And then I said, "Oh I get it- they're itchy bites"

Anon

I used to think that the male body part (penis) was inside their balls! I used to think that if you squeezed the balls it was unravell and all come out! It wasnt until i saw my older brother naked was when i realised that it was always there!

Jen

When I was in the First year at High School My friend Pete and I were discussing certain body parts and he told me that the male sex organ was called the Pelvis and the female sex organ was known as the Virgin. Thankfully our Biology teacher eventually put us right.

David W.

When I was about 13 (I'm just about 14), I used to believe that EVERYTIME I'd masterbate, God would kill a kitten. Or when you even touched your " you know what" you'd die and go straight to hell, because when I was 6 I touched down there and my step-mom said not to, 'cause its a sin. What I found confusing is that EVERY BODY has to touch their genitals. They MUST wipe when they go # 1 or 2.

Friggen Embarassed

When I starting developing breasts i told my mum that i thought i had insect bites on my nipples! Gives a new meaning to bee stings eh!

LIzzy

When I was younger my cousin once told me that boys had two testicles because one was filled with pee and the other was filled with tadpoles that made babies! I believed him for years, and always wished I could get the peeing one cut off so I didn't have to go to the toilet anymore!

Stewart

I used to believe that my balls were from me swallowing two marbles

James Gallier

when i was younger, my uncle told me that hair will grow on my fingers and hands if I masturbate.. well I didn't know what masturbating was back then, but when I found out what it was I was scared because, I got scared that the hair will cover my whole hand, it made me stop masturbating for a WHOLE month..

John

When I was six years old, I asked my father what my testicles were for. He jokingly told me, "Son, those keep your penis from flying away." So I took him seriously. I believed him for about a half a year until I convinced my friend of the same thing. Then we tryed to spread the word, but we got into a big argument with another kid about it...................

Anon

I believed that, during a circumcision, they cut the whole head of the penis off. I had no idea what a foreskin was or anything, just that, despite their tastiness, pigs in blankets always reminded me of something...

Helena

I used to believe that there really was such a spread as vaginamite.

Rae

For the longest time the only penises I had ever seen were my brothers' when their diapers got changed or they took baths. And I didn't have any confusion about it because my brothers had always been in my life, with one being my twin. I figured they all looked just like that if they were boy's parts. Years later, finding out about circumcision, I was totally disgusted. I yelled at my mom saying "How could you cut it off! That's not fair! You wouldn't cut anything off of me!" I cried for like an hour over the whole thing. To me it was just as wrong as cutting someone's finger off. To this day I still think it's sort of cruel.

Young autonomy advocate

I thought that when a woman went for her check-up, they put her to sleep (general anesthesia), because who'd want to be awake when some doctor-man is looking at your private parts?

Dial Zero

I was nursing my daughter and my 4 year old neice aske me what i was doing (her mother did not breastfeed her ot her younder sister). I told her I was feeding the baby. She said "My mommy feeds my sister with a bottle" and asked what was in my boob. I replied milk and she asked if it was chocolate........lmao

M

We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...

Anon