rude bits

i used to think that my penis would get hard because there was a piece of wood that grew whenever i got a boner. lol. i belived this until i was in the 3rd grade.

Shakezoola

when my friend was little he had a friend he played with a lot who was black. one time when his friend spent the night, his mom had them take a bath together. he said that he was really shocked that his friend's penis was the same color as the rest of him. for some reason he assumed that his friend's penis would be white just like his own penis.

anon

I used to believe that as a kid, you had 2 separate butt cheeks, but when you grew up, your butt crack grew together. I was very shocked the first time I saw a naked adult buttocks and realized the butt crack was still there!

Jannie

When I was 6, i thought that everyone had a penis (I'm a boy). One time, one of my classmates, who is a girl, came over to my house. I used to like walking around naked, so i took my clothes off, and she just stared at my penis and laughed. I didn't know why it was so funny, but everone in my class found out that she saw my penis and they all laughed too. I was so confused!

Dave

when I was about three i used to take baths and get erections. I used to think that i got one because a little skeleton walking around my body gave my penis a bone. I guess i had an overactive imagaination.

Jacob

I used to think that (after seeing my mum topless) that all women's breasts were supposed to sag (i thought "falling") so when I grew breasts I always was waiting for them to "fall". I now realise I wanted to be saggy!

anonymous

When I was young, I used to think that my clitoris was a small penis, and I was then always afraid to be caught naked because I knew that a female have a penis was...wrong, and I figured that I'd have to get surgery to remove it before it grew full-size. (I was always afraid of the prospect of having surgery.

Eva

When I was younger my Dad told me when a baby was born the Mummy and Daddy got to choose if they wanted a girl or a boy. Every baby was born with a willy and if they wanted a girl the doctors pushed it in!

H

A few years ago well when i was little like 3 or something anyway.. i used to have to take baths with myolder brother and one night we were in there and i started crying my mom ran in wondering what was rong and i said "it's a snake" all my mom did was look at me and laugh

i'd rather not put my name

When I was in preschool, I believed that a man's penis looked exactly like our (a girl's) tnogue. So, logically, I thought that since we don't have penises where boys do, I figured we have one in our mouth instead.

Kitty

when I was about seven I was sitting on the grass after swimming in our pool with my friend Jerry. He had on swim trunks and the way he was sitting I could see inside the leg holes. I was stunned and looked away quickly.

Later that day some girl friends of mine were talking about boys physical characteristics and I took them to the front of my house where we had a hose connector that had space for two hoses on it, one above and one below.

I told them all that I had seen that boys have two pee-pees, one above and one below, as a spare, just like the hose hookup.

No one believed me. Let's just say that later in life the mystery unfolded.

Anon

I used to think that each testicle had its own sack. For real. I even asked the first guy I had sex with if his was normal. Hes my husband now, and he loves to tell that story.

oopsy

I used to think that everyone was born without a penis, and the boys grew penises if they were boys. That was up until I had a little brother. :D

anymous

When I was little, I saw my friend's penis. Mind you, we're both guys and he was circumsized while I wasn't. When I asked my mom about it, she told me that doctors cut off the foreskin on your penis when you're little. #1- I had a good imagination.
#2- I thought she meant the head of your penis.
#3-she didn't tell me it was a by choice!
I had nightmares till I was a freshman at highschool that someone was gonna come into my room in the middle of the night and chop it off while I was sleeping. Those guys still freak me out!

Drewskey89

I used to believe that if you drank loads of milk that you would end up with huge boobs. Afterall how else did mums feed their babies?

Rune

sometimes, i would fart with my legs closed and the air would run up seep into my "other hole"! And when i stood up i would make "queefs" ! Well for the longest time (til i read about reproduction when i was 9) I thought that my vagina was a hole where the farts would come out! XD

dumbdumb

When I was a kid, I had just seen the third Austin Powers movie. One day, my parents and I went to a fast food place, and I recalled something funny from the movie out loud.

I said "Austinpussy."

Anon

i believed that penis's were hotdogs

Justin (Visualizer)

When i was very little (around 5) I use to think that the pee comes out of a girls clitorus. Intill i asked my mom and she corrected me. Glad i still dont believe that!

Meg

I used to believe that women were men who had been volleyed in the groin and thus their penis had pushed their hair out to be longer than mens and made their voices higher and that breats were where the balls went.

Bry