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I used to believe that my vagina was called a 'giraffe'. Vagina...Giraffe, sounds the same doesn't it?! *blushing snicker*

lillithmaiden

i used to believe that womens viginas were hairy bushes growing on there u had to water it aswell.

embrassed rachel green

I used to think that semen were sea-men. So when I heard semen came out of peoples penis's that sea-men came out into the world to marry Mermaids. How wrong I was!

fredrick

When I was little I thought that only little girls had nipples, and they went away when you grow up.

Cutie

When I was little I once saw a dogs disgusting 'red rocket' penis, and for a long time I thought that's what all men had. When I got older I eventually asked my mom how she could stand making out with my dad and not throw up. After a long laugh, my mom had to explain to me that it really didn't look like that.

Jen

When i first found out that boys had different parts than girls. I would call a penis a cow squeezer because at that age to me, it looked like an utter. For the longest time i would refer to it as a cow squeezer. One day i asked my mom what it was really called and she told me it was called a penis. Right then my aunt walked in and only heard my mom saying penis and she goes "Why are you saying penis to your 4 year old girl?"

Anonymous

i thought that a guys penis was his umbilical cord and circumsision was when a doctor cut off the "umbilical cord"!

Cassandra

This is not mine itz my cousins.

When my cousin was about three and was just starting to realise that he had those bits he had his friend over (which was a girl) and they were both playing in the pool naked ( as three year olds do.)And he looked at his his friend very amazed and quickly ran to his mum saying.
'Mum, Mum Sophie cut off her wee-wee! She cut it off look! I could never do that!'
And of course we all stormed with laughter and he just stood there confused because he thought that we should all be really worried and we should rush her to the hospital.

The Moments of child hood

My mom is filipino, and instead of saying "penis" we said the tagalog word for it (I don't know how to spell it, so I'm leaving that part out), and I never knew what a penis was until I was in fourth grade, when a kid at school hurt his testicles and said, "Ow, my penis!", and I asked my mom, because I'd never heard the word before.

Bryce

wen i was about 4-5 i saw a vagina and thout that someone cut off their penis (i am a guy)

Anon

I grew up with 3 younger brothers and never saw a male adult naked, so I thought every boy had a penis the size of a small finger. When I was 10, I went to visit my dad and walked in on him in the bathroom as he was getting out of the shower. I thought he must have hurt his penis because it was swollen. He and my mom thought it was pretty funny, but I was really concerned!

Anon

When I was 4 i used to believe that boobs were just over-grown pimples, so I was like "why don't boys have them"

jazz

When My younger brother was little he would play with his self ( if ya know what I meen) and we would tell him that if he did it again it would bite his fingers off. so a couple hours later my mom saw him doing the potty dance and she told him to go pee. he told her he was scared because if he would pull it out to pee it would bite him.

Natasha

until we learned the words for body parts in kindergarten, i assigned them my own functional names. butt/anus was "pooper," vagina was
"pee-er" and the general throat/mouth area was "thrower-upper." i got sick alot when i was a kid and before puking i'd tell my mom apprehensibly that "my thrower-upper feels funny..." blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh

grower-upper

I used to belive that boy's peniuses were for peeing on spider webs, so they wouldn't scare girls

StarTrekFreak

When I was a little girl my older sister would tell me lies for a kick. She once told me that eating cantalope would make my breasts grow, and i being the tomboy i was, i didn't touch the fruit again until i was about ten when my mom told me it wasn't not true. :-P

SkylerCissial

I remember when a friend of mine and I were flipping through a handbook and we came across an illustration of the human skeleton. He said, "That must be a girl, there is no peter." (penis)
(I thought he was right)

Anon

I was homeschooled until I was 16, so I was kind of sheltered. Anyway, I used to think that when you were born, your parents decided what sex you would be and if you were a boy, they would cut the umbilical cord off really long and if you were a girl, they would take the whole thing off. My entire knowledge of male anatomy came from seeing my little brother naked when he was a baby before his testicles descended, so I didn't know about testicles. Anyway, when I got older and started exploring myself a bit, I found my clitoris and I thought I was growing a penis! I was so scared for a long time!

Abby

My mother use to tell me when i was younger - before i hit puberty - dont let boys or anyone touch your boobs, if so, they'll get bigger ... Now I am a D Cup.. big for a small Asian girl - I wonder what my mother is thinking...

Anon

I use to believe that people of different ethnicities had different genitalia. So African American males differed from Asian Men or Caucasian women differed from Mexican woman, and etc.

Anon