rude bits

i used to believe that boy's penises were guns....so i was scared to be around a boy because i they could shoot me at any second...

Anon

When I was very young (about 4 or 5), I used to believe that if you played with your penis, it would drop off! I used to be very fearful of this, especially when my dad jokingly told me that a lumberjack called John he knew suffered from this unfortunate circumstance due to his own wondering hands!

Adults do like to fill children's minds with alot of rubbish!

Gilprix

my 13 year old brother thinks that if he cutts of his
dingy he will never have to go to the bathroom again

Anon

When I was little I thought that my big brother had a penis and I didn't, NOT because he was a boy and I was a girl, but because he was older. I thought I would later grow a penis (and that everyone did when they got old enough). For a long time I thought that whenever I pooped, THAT meant that I was trying to grow my penis, or at least that it was the growing penis inside oof me pushing the poopoo out!

Erica

Because both boys and girls had a "PP", I thought girls had a PP like me. When I was in middle school a friend brought a Playboy to school. It was probably the second time I ever saw a female naked(the first time I thought the girl just had a really small PP). I was really surprised at the reallization that this wasn't true, and at the time I thought the vagina looked really disgusting. But wow did I feel like an idiot.

Anon

Until I was ten or eleven I thought a vagina was a "pagina"

Anon

I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.

Anon

For a long time when I was a young teenager and before I ever had sex, I knew that a girl had two "holes" but I was always scared that I would get it in the wrong hole or that I wouldn't know what one to put it in!

Shawn

I used to believe that the male genitalia was called a "Venus", and the femal a "China." Needless to say, this made geography and science VERY interesting.

Tiffene

I used to believe that if I played with my navel my ass would fall off.

wosre i believed if i played with my willy at all the red bit would fall off. so imagine finding out thatI could wash it and it did not fall off!

David Beale

When I was about 3 or 4 I thought that if I drew a long long swirley line on a paper, I would grow a penis...So I would sit and draw a swirley line and then go to the bathroom and look and see if I had a penis yet....funny thing, I never grew one!

I'm a girl....

Don't laugh, folks, but when I was real, real little, i saw a little boy in my kiddie-camp group with his pants down and noticed his body looked different from mine "down there." Well, I thought HE HAD A DISEASE that made him look that way. I saw my baby cousin being diapered and saw he looked the same as my campmate, and I thought he too had "caught the disease." I learned the truth when I was about 6.

Just some lady

This isn't mine, but when she was 12, my friend used to believe that a testicle was another word for “tentacle”.
What’s worse was when she asked me on the phone what a testicle really was.

TK

when i was in about 1st or 2nd grade,my best friend had told me that little boy's wee-wee's would stand up if they had to go pee. it was in about 7th grade when that thought surfaced again and i realized that boy's wee-wee's dont stand up when they have to pee...

anastacia beeverhousen

we were just sitting around one night talking and what not, and the story of how loud my brother screamed when he was circumsised cam up. well he got really mad that no one had never told him that he was circusised. i still don't know to this day if he knows what it really means. He was 11 then and 13 now.

a sister

I had always bathed with my brother and was well aware that his bum and mine were different, although for me the biggest difference between us, the one that marked him as male and me as female, was that his hair was short while mine was long. Ok. However I began to wonder how doctors and nurses and what-have-you could tell what babies were boys and which were girls at birth, when both had short hair. Surely they didnt look at their bums?

Fruitpuree

when i was little, i knew that boys had penis and girls had vaginas. but i thought all the adults had penis, so when the little girls reached a certain age, we would grow into them and then be like everyone else!

carmen

I used to think my testicles made my pee. At 5, what else could they possibly be for?

Richard

when i was 16, my friend told me and a few other friends that she wanted to get a clitoris peircing. everyone around said it would hurt, and i just sat there and then said "well where is it?" and she said "in your vagina. it what gives you an orgasm." she was being really nice to tell me this, then i sat there and thought, and figured i must not have one, because i would have known if i had ever had an orgasm, so i blurted out "oh. well i dont have one." im 19 now...and she still laughs about it :)

mandi

When I was little I used to think that little girls had little penises hidden in the "flaps." THis is wierd because I am a girl.I was in for a bit of a shock when I went to sex ed.

Uneducated soul