rude bits

When I was around seven years old and lived back in CA where most of my family is, my younger cousin and my aunt came to visit us for a few hours. They told me to go into my room with her and play, so she brought her Barbies along and we were just playing with them, when she took out this plastic girl-doll that I guess was made to look like it was pregnant. You could even open up the belly (it snapped on and off) and take out a little plastic baby. Well, the little plastic baby was obviously a boy and had a little plastic penis on it. My mom always told me not to let girls see me naked and stuff, so I got scared that she wasn't supposed to see boy parts, and took it and flushed it down the toilet. I still don't know why she had a doll like that.

Jaser

When I was little, I knew nothing of pubic hair. Then one day I was in the public showers at a water-park and there was an older guy who had a massive bush. His forest was so terribly overgrown, all you could see was the tip of his penis sticking out of the giant ball of fur. I thought he was some kind of freak and I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.

This trauma must've stuck in the back of my subconciousness through the years, because as an adult I take the necessary precautions to avoid such a fate.

Alex

When I was in elementary (about 2-3rd grade), my classmate and I were talking about penises and one of them said that once you get really old your penis will shrink until it disappears. So after hearing that story, most of us believed that our Granpa's just have long sagging balls.

Orhlixyone

I had an older brother who was in a band so My mom and i got him this shirt that says on the front "I'm with the band" on the back it said" show me some hooters. So when i asked what hooters were she told me that hooters were feet.. I belived that till i was about 9.

Evitts

I used to believe that if you rubbed butter on your boobs they would get bigger......

Daphne Johnson-Will

In elementary school a rumor circulated about this one boy, Jared. One of my friends told me he had a "boner." I asked what a boner was, and she said, it was like when a lizard sheds all its skin in giant scales, like molting or something, with a boy's penis. Apparently Jared had done this sort of thing in class. And a bunch of people believed it! (Including me)

anon

I used to think that after a girl is born, the doctor cuts her between the legs to find the opening of the vagina. (I am female).

Anon

I used to believe that everyone had a vagina until i was 11yrs old because me and my boyfriend Callum was playing a shooting game and he said "ill get my penis out and wee on you soon!" i laughed like i knew what a 'penis' was.

Beth Ahronson

I used to think that everyone's pubic hair was black unless they dyed it. Still unsure. (I don't get out much).

Anon

I used to believe that vagina was pronounced va-geena. When my mom corrected me, I told her she was wrong. Amazing how much smarter I was than my mom in those days...

kj

When I was a child used to believe that when a woman was breast feeding one breast was for liquids and the other was for solids. So a baby would eat and then they would take a drink from the other breast.

michael

I used to beleive that a vagina was a garden hose type thing, that would form around your penis when you had an erection!

weird dreamer

I used to believe that 'bell end' meant just that. The end of a bell. I had heard my friend call someone it when we were 11 (and female, for the record), and as most calling words were just objects at the time anyway ('spanner', 'spoon', 'plumb' etc) I assumed it was just the object.

Then later, I was in the car with my Dad and some guy cut him up. My Dad shouted "Idiot!" and I pipped up "Yeah, stupid bell-end!" and my Dad screetched on the brakes, said, "WHAT?!?!" and asked me what I had said and if I knew what it was. I said, what I thought and he didn't seem to believe me but drove off and it was never mentioned again. Except a ton of times to me mates in the pub.

TC

I used to think that being circumsised ment that you had a tail on your penis. When I saw a scar on my penis, one day, I freaked out and ran around yelling "I am not a dog! I am not a dog!"

MAU!

When I was little, I believed, that a penis is divided in two and looks like the lizard tongue...ugh....:-))

Atrichia

I used to think that a man's willy was called his 'tail'. I frequently asked my mom's friends if they had one...!

Anna

when i was around 6 or 7 i used to ask mom y she wudnt give my nanny the money she needed for chest operation. I actually thought she had a deep hole in her chest - was actually her cleavage.

fred

When I was a kid I thought there was a hole in my clit and that's where the penis would go! I used to worry about how painful it would be...

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when iwas about 1o i used to notice that when i was cold my nipples got bigger they started to get smaller i used to think that they were breathing and if i lay on themi would crush their heart and they would die so i never layed on them again

ann

I used to think women only had one 'hole' where all bodily functions and kids came out of!

Jamie