rude bits

i used to think that moms took a straw and stuck it between their boobs and thats how babies got the milk and also i thaught that the foreskin was for wen i grew up and my penis got bigger but i found out that it was for a different bigger

me

I used to believe that giving a "blow job" literally meant that you put your mouth down and blew air on the other person! Embarassing!

Mandy

When I was in first grade- I vividly remember announcing to the teacher and the entire first grade class that I had a "Virginia" (not a "Vagina") and my mommy said all the girls had "Virginia's" like I did. You should have seen the teachers face.

Jennifer

I'm not circumcised so when I was little I used to think that my penis was so special because I thought that I was the only person in the world to have a retractable penis.

Not so special anymore

well when i was5 years old i remember looking down at my private part and wondering why i had a "hot dog" hanging out of me. i just sat there for an hour and looked at it well anyway i forgott about it till i was 7 years old. it was the first day of school and i was scared, it was half way over and i went up to my teacher and said "why do i have a hot dog growing out of me" and i pulled my pants down in front of the teacher the teacher said "umm because you need it you will learn about it later" well anyway i was reallly scaared i went home thinking i was weird. the next day i went up to a kid and pulled his pants down. i was so relieved to see he had a "hot dog" to. lol

mike

I used to this girls had penises until they got older and then they fell off. I was in a co-ed swimming class when i was 4 so every1 took a shower together. I was so suprised to see a girl my age without a penis!

Anon

this is an embarracing one 2-

I used to think that guys only had one "bump" there(lol), just the penis-nothing else. So when i kicked a guy in the 7th grade, he said, "ouch, u hit them and they jiggled," i said really loud(cause i was amazed and confused) "THERE'S MORE THAN ONE???"

he flashed me l8er and i didn't make that mistake ever again,lol

gail-15 yrs old

When I was around 10 I used to think that a woman's vagina is located somewhere in the pubic hair, like the lower part of stomach. Pr0n mags can be educational too, so I didn't have to ask it from no one =)

Samuli, Finland

I developed when I was young (about 9), so when I started getting boobs, I thought it was because I had breast cancer and tumors were growing inside of my chest. I was scared for two years until we had our first sex-ed class in 5th grade.

Lydia

When i was 3 i ran out and showed my mom my drawing of (what i thought of it as) a penis. I was so confused when she started dying with luaghter. now that i see the picture, its a long string with a big ball on the end. --------------o

SO THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!

RETARD KID

i use to believe that girls can harden thier sex organ also like the boys do. it was untill 10 years old when i ask my cousin and she laugh at me

eq

My friend brother told me that if a guy ate Flaming Hot Cheetos his balls would grow, but if he ate the lemon flavored ones they would shrink. I actually believed him too!

man was i gullable

I thought that breasts would get bigger by blowing air through the nipple

Con Fused

when i was 5 ,i thought penis' were shaped like an elephants trunk,so i was really scared of sex.

Kelly

My friend once told me that if you masturbate a lot you get "sexier" and get a bigger penis and balls. I believed him (we were about 10 or 11). Since then we both used to masturbate as often as we could thinking we'd get bigger and sexier genitals. How I wish it was true!

The Masturbator

when i was young and just started first school i told my mum that i was worried my penis was broken because it occasionly stick out and go hard (erection) she just laughed and assured me it wasnt broken.

savvy

My Grandma always told me when i was small if i didnt eat my pecker would fall off.

brandon

when I was about 8 or 9, every time I went to the toilet I would pat the tissue to get rid of the drips (eww sorry) and my fingers would feel the vaginal opening. However I didnt know what it was, so I was very scared of the fact that my skin had broken and made a dangerous hole in my body. HA!

Samantha

When I was in kindergarten my sister who was in 3rd grade came home and told me that a kid was running around the class sticking his middle finger out. I didn't know what it meant. Later that day i was in the car with mom and sticking my middle finger out to all the other drivers! Mom was very uspset and told me what it means!

Amy

I used to think that both sexes had penises, which were only used to urinate. So I once made my Amy Rose doll have a “wee-wee”, ss in her tail folded over to serve as a “wee-wee”, which I assumed was the proper term. I also assumed the balls had no function, before later absorbing Internet memes and assuming the balls had an excretory function. I also managed to jerk off via sheer luck.

Anon