rude bits

i beleived that women's breasts were attached only at the top of the breast, and that the rest just 'dangled'. this meant that you would be able to lift them like a flap.

Simon Newton

Someone at school told me "lust" was the white stuff that came out of the guys penis!

Anon

One of my guy friends in 4th grade was talking about "boners", and he asked me if I had boners. Not knowing what the hell he was talking about, but not wanting to say so, I said I did (I'm a girl). To this day I think he probably knew that I didn't have a clue what I was talking about, even though I assured him emphatically that I did.

Anon

I used to believe that if I pulled my foreskin back far enough the end of my penis would fall off.

Strange I know

Anon

i used to think that when you were bad your mom would cut your willie off and thats why girls didn't have them!

Will

Why some people had an "in-y" versus an "out-y" bellybutton really confused me. Because I never saw a female with an "out-y", I surmised males grew a new "part" out of their stomachs and it was all part of their growing process. Imagine my shock when I saw boys with their stomachs showing!

HIY

i used to believe that all babies had penises and that the girls one would disappear after they were toilet trained.

JP

When I was about six, I believed that boys had buttons on their penises--one for pee and the other for poop.

Anon

I used to believe that penises had a bone in them ... Yikes! I don't know why tho', just assumed it, 'til I was like in 5th grade! I'm 29 years old, the word "Boner" was pretty popular back then ...

Lissa

when I was in preschool, I thought that when your nipples got hard, you were growing up. I didn't want to grow up so I would always push them inwards.....I'm an idiot

fred fredd the nipple head

when i was about 3 years old i got into bed with my grandparents and as they both sleep naked and i'm female i asked my grandpa whats taht pionting to his penis and my grandma told him he had to tell me the proper name and so 4 years i went round telling people my grandpa carried peanuts(penis)in his trousers

Anon

When i was little i went to stay at my gramma's house. i was petting her cat and out of no where i said "My daddy has a tail too." I guess i walked in on him when he was going to the bathroom the day before!

Susan Lee

i had this wierd thought occur with me when i was about 6 that puberty was when little girls turned into men and little boys turned into women. it was something i thought about and eventually started believing. the thought of me turing into a man was horrible and i fretted about it all the time. i also saw my mom without her pants on and figured that she had hair down there because she was hiding her boy penis and thats why i didnt have any hair (i did not have a penis)

very sad and disturbing i know :)

semi-normal grown up girl

Until sometime in my teen years I thought that women, when they were in the water (pool or tub) would fill up with water in their vagina and uterus, with it draining out when they got out of the water.

Phil

when i was little i thought that women, aside from having a vagina, also had one testicle. i have no idea how i came up with this idea....

llama

When I was a clueless teenager, this other girl whom I perceived to be more worldly and knowledgeable about such matters, told me that semen was full of special proteins and minerals and if swallowed would endow me with porcelain smooth skin. I believed her because she really had good skin.

clarification : I wised up soon enough because I’m not *that* stupid.

Anon

As one of my chores, I had to fold clothes. When I was younger, I thought the hole in my brothers' underwear was a place to hold an icepack if they got hit in the balls.

Anon

I used to think that when got married, your penis got erect and stayed that way until you died. Imagine my surprise when I got an erection.

Anon

I consider myself pretty well educated on the subject of periods, and the basics of sex. But up until I was 16 or 17, I believed that both the pee and the period came out the same 'hole' (that is, the area where your pee comes out)!

It wasn't until I chanced a look down there that I discovered the vulva 'lips', and freaked out! Needless to say my Mum thought it was very funny when I told her worriedly, and set me straight as to where the period actually left my body (and of course where the penis actually goes during sex)!

Anon

I used to believe that when I firsdt started getting erections that it was becasue i had to go pee and my penis filled up wiht urine....

Anon