rude bits

my younger cousin has strange interests and one is breasts. One day we were playign truth or dare so he dared me to show him my "boobies". I was like "Hell no!'' We always kept this to ourselves since then so on my birthday(20) we were on a walk and i brought it up. He said,"At the time you were the only cousin that had them and i wanted to see if they were real." He was 9 that day!

Kimmir

I used to think that penises could move like snakes, and that if I stood in front of a boy in a line or something, then he could stick it in me

Anon

i used to think that i was really a boy because i had my clitoris which i thought was a penis and also when i got horny then this liquid came out which i thought was sperm...also i didnt get boobs till really late so i thought i was really a boy, which scared me.

GoGoGoGoamoooooo

In explaining to me (a 5 year old boy) why women can have babies, my mother explained that boys have a pee hole and a poo hole. Girls have a pee hole, a poo hole, and also a baby hole. For years, I imagined that the baby hole looked just like the poo hole and was right next to it.

JC

My brother and I used to believe that girls would grow a penis when they got older and that it was called a China.

Anon

I, a male, used to think that that a threat of getting "kicked in the ass" must have meant in the testicles, for surely it must hurt there more than any other place.

unkicked

when i was little i talked in on my mom in the bathroom and i went up to her and told her she had hair growing "down there". i asked her if she needed me to pick them out for her as i walked up to holding my hand out ready to pull.

Anon

For the longest time, until I was in my middle teens, in fact, I believed I did not have a clit. I looked up diagrams and stared at them, but I thought they were either wrong or I was just missing it - I thought that little bump of skin was where the pee came out.

Stubborn

I thought family jewels were heirloom rings.

Care Bear

when i was in about 5th grade, i had a friend who was so naive about sex that she thought a blow job was somthing you could do with your hair and a blow dryer

Anon

i used to think everybody had 1 ball and u could move it from side to side

jared

i used to believe that pee came out of the vagina

Janey

One of my earliest memories was being in a park and a boy was having a pee. I thought he was peeing from his bellybutton and that he had the same parts as me in the correct place. Until I was seven I thought a penis was a man's bellybutton.

Anon

When I was about 5-10, I used to think that when a girl went through puberty her vagina split open, but before she went through puberty it was just a small unopened sack.

Anon

I had no knowledge of penises, so when my aunt gave my baby cousin a bath, I thought he was sitting on a toy.

Cindy

From an early age I was familiar with girls vaginas from playing doctors and nurses, but had never seen an adult woman naked except in high art and pornographic pictures, which in those days always had their pubes airbrushed out. I therefore thought that as girls grew older, their vaginas must slowly migrate round towards their backsides.

enile

i used to believe that every one was born with a penis, including girls, and girls had to chop it off when they wanted to become moms and have sex.

sexybeast

My daughter Chelsie and I were taking a shower when she was 4, she asked me what that was and I said " The dead tree branch!" Then she asked me what momma had and I told her which led to this 3 years later. As we were watching a TV show on the female anatomy they were showing each part of the womens reproductions organs, she would ask "whats that?" I would say "filopian tubes" Chelsie "whats that?" Pat "eggs" etc. etc. etc. then it got to the extremities of the womes body and Chelsie asked "Whats that?" again I said this was the "womens vagina" she was quiet for a second then turned to me and yelled "nut-uh, dad you told me that was thg big black hole!" Needless to say my wife was pissed. Who'd think she woulda remembered something 3 years later.

pat

As embarrassing as this is... until I had my first child (I am now 25) I did not know that I had a "pee hole" and a "vaginal hole". I always though they were one and the same. I have never in my life had the sex talk with anyone, and all my friends are men.

To further my dismay; I just had my first orgasm a year ago! I have been with my husband since I was 14 so I guess I am still naive about this stuff ;p I wonder what else I will find out? –LOL--

Brandy

When I was little I overheard older kids taking about "pubi-cares" (as I heard it). I thought it was some sort of medicine for teenagers!!

rbj