rude bits

I am a female. I used to believe that I was part male, cause I'd look between my legs and see a tiny "penis"... It turned out it was just a clit ;-)

Chantel

After being taken into the male changing rooms at the swimming pool when i was about 4, I became very curious about men. I believed that i din't have a penis because i was born a girl and would grow one when i was older, but when i became 30 it would be chopped off. I was very envious of boys because they got to keep it all they're lives.

Anon

When bathing with my Dad (at a very young age) I asked my Mum why he had a carrot coming out of his bottom... She explained what it was, but for years I thought it would only work if it was wet and soapy.

Purple Passion

all grandmas and my womber told me not to touch my tallywhacker anymore than nessessary. if i did it would turn black and fall off.
the first, how could something that feels good be bad...

atomic frog

I was thinking on the school playground one day and thought I was brilliant. I had a runny nose and thought 'well, stuff comes out of your nose and stuff comes out of your penis. Both can be messy so why is it that our noses can be uncovered in public while the other part can't be?' I thought I'd run around with my nose covered and no pants on to show the world that it should be no more of a taboo than exposing your runny nose. I thought I'd bring something the next day to cover my nose and start the revolution and I'd be a hero. I told my mother about my great idea and she explained why I shouldn't expose that part. I never went through with it either.

Lee

i used to believe that because it felt good when you touched your clitoris thats where the penis had to be inserted to and i always wonderd how it would be able to open up so big...
i beleived that until i was about 12 and found out from watching some porn on sky! i was shocked!!

babeski

before i reached the age of 10 i used to believe erection is caused by being cold. this belief was well-founded on the fact, that i used to have erection while standing naked in front of big mirror in the bathroom after taking bath. i can't say i was somehow dissapointed when the truth turned out :)

Anon

I used to believe that my clitoris was where I peed from. I had taken a mirror to look, and it seemed to be in the right place. I just couldn't understand why it felt so good to rub there!

Anon

I used to believe that if you pulled your foreskin back too far then the purple tip of the penis would fall out. This was when i was abuot 9, me and a friend would be in the loos and see how far back we could pull our foreskins without the helmet falling off.

Deano

When I was around six, I heard the expression "pop her cherry" or something like that. I thought it meant that girls were born with their labia stuck together and that the first time they have sex, the penis would break open the slit.

Anon

I used to think that boys only got penises after they turned 18, and before that I thought they just had a little flap of skin that opened to let the pee out.

Anon

i used to believe that boy and girl have no diffrent. When i was a little,i bathed with my sister and other friends in Nursery(childcare centre) together. When i finally went to my first grade school, i asked my teacher if we could bath together. :D

jonnyronny

I used to think (having never seen a woman naked) that men and women had the same private parts. Hmmm, imagine the scarring that can do to a little kid when he sees g-ma changing clothes.

M.C.

When I was little I used to think my cousin could take his penis off when he wanted to. I thought he would have it off when at home and put it on to come to our house, or if we were going to his house he would put it on before we got there. He is a year older than I am.

Darlene

I once saw a guy after he was playing a long game of volleyball... He was quite sweaty and the cloth his shorts were made of got dark if wet... His crotch area was darker... I honestly believed that that was the first time I saw a man "cum"...

Chantel

I used to think that the bladder was inside or part of the testicle sac.

Thanatos

When I was 12 years old, everybody was talking about sex. I was picking up terms, but I got them confused. I had heard that 'cum' meant a white liquid that would come out of a boy's penis, but I confused erection and ejaculation. I had heard that some boys had erections in class and had read some magazines. Somehow, I thought that boys that had erections in class would have white liquid come out from there and it was like a boys' version of having a period.

Anon

I used to think that if I watered my boobs they would grow. Then one day my older and evil sister told me that wouldn't work - I had to pull them and stretch them. I did BOTH for quite a long time, needless to say, it never worked!

Kate

Our family word for female privates was 'tweenies' - short for 'inbetweeneies'. There is a current BBC children's programme that I cannot bring myself to watch.

Mudspanker

when i was a youngster i thought that pubic hair was public hair and i was certain when i got some it was not going "public", how revolting it seemed at the time.

dottie