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when i was a kid i used to believe that girls had teeth inside their vagina and that they would disappear when the girl turned 16. i found out otherwise when i was 14, and my gf at the time was 15 :P
When I was little, I used to think that a girl peed out of her clitoris. Valid, I didn't know that it was called a clitoris, I thought it was a very small penis!
when I was about3 or 4, I used to think that boys had long tails and girls had short tails.(the penis and clitoris)
I even went up to my mom and said look mom daddy has a big tail and i have little one!!i thought that intil i was 7 i think.
Until my late teens, I didn’t know that there were two “exits” in the female genital area; I used to believe that urine & menses came out of the exit – the vagina! When I finally saw a picture that showed the urethra – I was shocked, stunned & completely grossed out!!! I still get the shivers thinking about it.
i always thought that girls grew apenis when the went older. i never understud why there was nothing there untill i was 7
I was talking on the phone with one of my friends. (a guy) well we got into questions about penis's. I was courous so i asked if there was a bone in it. He said no. I was really surprised.
I used to think that gonorrheoa was a sort of penile leprosy - that if you
caught it and it wasn't treated, your dick would fall off.
I told anyone who would listen that a certain part of my anatomy was called a "pagina" and anyone who thought it started with a "v" instead had been sadly misinformed.
As a kid I'd read my dad's Playboy. I remember thinking that a girl's honeypot was her bum. Talk about dislexia.
When I was eight a boy told me that penises tasted like candy. He was wrong.
i used to believe that when a women turned 60, her vagina would grow skin over it so that she couldn't use it anymore. i didnt quite figure out how she went to the toilet though...
When I was very young I didn't realise woman had three different 'bits', I thought it was all done with ONE!!
I used to believe that "vagina" (or "magina" as I heard it) was a fancy word for crotch. And my friend said this about having sex: "You put your magina into the other person's magina..."
when I was younger I used to share a bath with my brother. So natrually I noticed his penis. One day I was sitting on the toilet and I called to my Mum "Mummy I still haved got a willy". (Bearing in mind I am a girl)
When I was a little boy, I was horified by my penis turning hard. I thought there was a bone growing inside.
When i was getting 'the talk' from my parents my little brother walked in, i think i was about 10 and he was about 8, he walked in just as they were explaining vagina...he didnt quite catch the va bit..so for ages he was walking round saying china :P
when I was little, I would see my mother had breasts along with all adult females. somehow I was too stupid to make the connection, and I assumed it was something exclusive to the grownups I knew. I never thought they were something all women developed with time. needless to say, I did end up getting breats myself and now know that they arent some strange thing the adults I know have
I used to belive that clitoris was pronounced "clee-o-tor-is". I also believed that vagina was pronounced "vuh-gee-nuh". i'm a guy. oooops...
I used to believe that all babies (boys and girls) got circumsized. once i heard a classmate talking about babies being circumcised and he didn't specify whether it was boys or girls so i went home and asked my mom one day if i was circumcised. "She replied, only boys get circumsized junie." "hmm, didn't know that" I replied. well, now i know.
i used to believe that a pussy ,vagina ,and a coochie was diffrent things
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