rude bits

i thought that on boobs the nipples would shoot lasers and touch the guys wieners and make them big

Makaveli

Not realizing I was being called a lesbian, whenever a guy in my class asked me if I go to “She-She bars” I thought he was talking about some sort of Asian bar. She-She, sushi…I dunno, it sounded weird; I didn’t know he was just saying “she” twice. Took a while to click.

EJ

When I was little, I remeber watching a Ceech & Chong movie, and one of the characters stuck his fingers in the coin return of a telephone, and got some nasty stuff on his hands and exclaimed "Caca!" For some reason, from then on, I though Caca was what you call female pubic hair, and when one of my friends said Caca around his parents one day I got really embarrased for him and ran home.

Anon

I used to think that boobs would look far nicer without nipples on them.

Nadia Whyte

for some reason i thought masterbating took ten min. no more no less. i have no idea why i thought this but i think its pretty wierd now.

tim

i always thought that a man had hair on his penis, it wasnt til i was about 12 that i figured out that it was only at the base of the penis....

crazy

When I was in about 3rd grade, a few of the older kids (5th graders) had a porno mag. Yes, at school. Regardless, they told me that girls had balls too! But they were hidden away inside.

They also showed me a tub of some white stuff and said it was cum....im pretty sure it was hair jel.

The Teej

As a kid, I always thought that the space between a woman's breasts were the second place from where she could throw out solid waste.

Anon

until i turned 12, i thought girls only had two holes, one for peeing and one for pooping. I knew that the girls private part was called a vagina and I thought thats where pee came out.

Ellie

when I was younger...I never listened much to the beginning of words...untill my first Sex Education Class in 5th grade I honestly thought "vagina" was "bagina"..

Sara

For a very long period of time I believed that your "Bollocks" was your arse and you "Arse" was your bollocks.

It was litterarly years before I relalised the mistake I'd made.

Trad Chilcaster

when i was 17 i had my first sexual experience with my boyfriend, and i was very surprise to find out that pubic hair doesn't grow on the penis, like i had thought, it was only on the balls.

at least my bf was only 14 so he didn't laugh at me because he knew even less about sex than i did. lol.

chica

I used to believe that everyone was born with a willy, until i got older it dissapeared and my mum told me the truth about willys.

Miss Blondie

My 2 year old son asked me about his penis. We explored our penises a bit and I told him as much as I thought he would understand.
A few days later he told my wife, she is not to wory for having no penis, because breasts were a female penis.

T

I used to believe that a mans penis was supposed to be curved up, like a banana.

Brina

I didn't know what my clitoris was until I was 15 and I did some reading. I'd touch it a lot when I'd masturbate and I knew it felt good, but I thought it was my urethra for some reason.

Anon

when i was a child i belived that my sister (2 yrs younger) was born a boy and that as a result of touching her 'member' it had fallen off

Anon

i believed until i was about five that as people grew into adulthood they sometimes changed sex, their genitals either shrinking or growing into the opposite sex. i used to study my dad (naked) and mum (ditto) and it just seemed that it was something that was quite likely to happen........... weird! strangely though i didnt expect to change into a guy..... was quite sure i would always remain female - and i have!. lol

phyl

I used to believe that a woman had 3 body openings: The anus, the "pussy," and the vagina. The vagina was between the other 2, and was where the people "did it" and where the baby came out.

Heywood

when i was like 8 or 9 my bestfriend told that if u pulled on my boobs under hot water in the shower that they would grow bigger than my moms. my mom is small chested so i didnt want to be like her. now i look back and see how dumb i was.

me