rude bits

when my friend's sister was, like, 5, she once asked her father, "daddy, what's that knob on you that you pee out of?" enough said.

ella

When my sister was younger, she couldn't pronounce words very well. Me, my mom, and her were playing trivial pursuit when she my sister was about 10. Her job (cause she didn't like playing) was to read all the answers to me and my mom. We couldn't quite figure out what a pe-neese (accent on the neese) was....until we looked at the card and it said penis.

Emily Ruth

I used to think that when I got an erection my penis had filled up with urine and I had to go to the washroom

Anon

When I was a very young male child, I'd never seen a nude female body, so, until the age of 9, I'd assumed that all human females had only one hole for all the 4 functions.

Anon

My grandson is 5 yrs.old, he likes to run around naked after his bath to be chased and caught. I convinced him there is a pecker ferry. If he didn't cover up or put on underware right away i would call the pecker ferry to come and pull it off. It works great!!

Kathy

when i was little my cousin told me that if u squeezed ur boobs they would get bigger. so until i was 10 id squeeze my boobs

Anon

When I was 10 I thought you could put butter on your to make your breast grow]. But it is not true!!!

Anon

I used to think that when I guys got a erection or a boner the penis would actuclly get so big that the large bone inside would just pop right out and they would have to go 2 da bathroom to push it back in! i was only like 7 gimmie a break lol...

I had strange beliefs...

I thought perhaps I my penis had an eye of it's own so that it could tell when it was looking at the loo.

Anon

I used to think that I was a boy cuz I was too little to like boys yet, and I didn't know what a boys "privates" looked like. So naturally, I assumed that they looked like a vagina. I soon found out the truth aster seeing my friend and her little sis naked. Lol!

he-she

i used to beleive that girls didnt wear braws there boobs were just like that.....

katie

My friends and I used to believe that when a man was kept from giving his partner sperm during sex, he got his balls removed.
So I told my friends that my dad had been "neutered" and they asked if he had his balls removed and I'm all like "I dunno, I guess" and then when I got home I asked my mom "Mom, did Dad have his balls taken out?" and she said "No."

Mandy Grrrl

I'm a woman. When I was a child I thought the third hole was my bodies ventilation system. I was wrong of cores…

Susan

i used to think that boys penises were hotdogs(i tried to eat one once when i was five!) and that big girls breasts were used to slap bad guys...i believed this until i was around thirteen and tried to slap a guy that tried to make a move on me with my breasts(i finally figured out they like that!)

Anonymous

I used to think having a boner just meant having a penis hehe.

Anon

When I was in high school, this saying was going around:

Life is like a prick
when it is soft you can't beat it
when it is hard you get screwed.

I didn't get it. I had only seen my boyfriend's penis when it was hard (erect) right before we had sex. I didn't know what soft was, or that beat meant masturbate.

I never let on though, I was too embarassed.

me

For some reason my vagina was referred to as a "gar" by my none-to-progressive parents. I was mortified the first time I heard of the fish called by the same name.

Anon

When i was little, this group of teenagers told me that all women had "chynas", so you can guess what my surprise when i heard of Chyna of the WWF

zlonk

when i was 5, (I'm female) I saw sum guy peeing cuz i remember in the kindergarten classroom there was a bathroom in it and then the dooor swung open and i saw him peeing standing up and i was so confused so then i tried and peed all over the floor in the bathrom in the classroom and i started crying and i told my teacher y i was crying and the while class laughed at...they still won't let me live it down...

Also when i was 7 i saw my clit and i thought it was a penis and i thought i was really a boy and no one knew it!

Ashley

As I first time realized i have a glans penis, I thought it looks just like ball inside of penis and for long time I was afraid if I recovered it too much it would just fall off! Really!

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