rude bits

When I was little I used to think that girls came out of their moms as boys but the doctor would cut their penis off ... wow i was a pirvirted kid when i was growing up

Anon

in bout the 6th grade, my friend was jokeing around and called me a dill hole...i didnt say it aloud, but at first i thought it had to do with a dill pickle...it wasnt till later when i actually found out what it meant

pickle

When i was about 4 i went to the park and this girl was dancing about. she came up to me and said if you dont eat peas your winky wont grow. I was confused i thought a winky was something you done with your eyes

anonamous bob

when i was younger (about 4 i guess) i saw my dad naked and didnt realise men had balls so i said to him " it looks like you have 6"

my dads not a pedo i was small

when iwas little i thought that in the cave people days when woman didnt wear bras so i thought that when woman got really really old there boobs would drag on the ground (ouch)

fraser

When I was in 2nd Grade, I thought boobs was the vagina. When I was smaller, I thought that the womans breasts were pillows for babies. Weird.

Anon

I belived that I was abnormal that i used to get errections......... and it haunted me for ages....... till I came to know what puberty meant

Anon

I used to believe my vagina was fake. I always thought I was a boy, I never knew boys had penises until I grew up.

Anon

I used to get really upset when i saw my brothers 'bits' because I wanted some.

Poppy

WHEN I WAS ABOUT SIX, I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM, AND SAW MY DADS WILLY WHEN HE WAS LYING IN BATH, I WENT CRYING TO MY MUM SAYING "I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIT IT DOWN THERE" THINKING IT WOULD GROW AND NOT ME.
THANKFULLY YAERS LATER I'M NOW IN PROPORTION.!!!

COBBLER

I used to believe that every one, guys and girls, had only one hole. I thought everything came out of the vagina. And guys had a poop hole and of course their penis. haha

69 eAgLeS 69

i used to think my testicles were where the wee-wee was kept

Anon

I thought that masturbating was when you saw a boys private parts!!! LOL

wrong dictionary!!

i used to believe that girls had a wee hole and a poo hole and that was it and wen u gave birth it came out ur poo hole i believed dis until yr 6 wen we had sex education!

lily jane

"remember i started playing with myself at a very young age and, probably like a lot of guys, discovered masturbation before i was able to produce semen. i found it very addictive because it felt nice, but you could imagine my surprise when i DID start to produce that stuff, i didnt know what it was and i was afriad to do it again! all my friends in school eventually start talking about masturbation but never mentioned anything like that happening and i thought i was after breaking my penis by doing it too much! haha"


the same thing happend to me! i started masturbation at around 5 and hit puberty at 10 so when i started produceing seamen i didn't know what it was, until my friends and sex ed enlightnend me on the subject

vincent rose

when me and my brother were little (5 and 3) we used to be obbsessed with talking about penises so my parents told us that the reason it was taboo was because penises are like nasty and unsanitary (because she didnt want to tell us about sex)

quentin

As twisted as this sounds, I was young and naturally very curious. Whenever others would use the term "balls" to refer to a guy's testicles, I was never aware of what testicles actually were, but that his penis was an arrangement of 3 small balls ... kind of the same idea as a snowman.
It looked this this: ooo

Ashley

I thought that since every one called thier privates different names, they must look different.i got this logic b/c if i walked up to a total strager, pionted at my hand and said"wazzat" they'd say hand cuz' hands looked the same. i also believed that if they didn't answer when i asked what they call their privates, that they didn't have any, couldnt wee-wee, and therefore, were smart,yet dumb, robots.
Smart,huh?

steph(14)

This happened when I was about 4 years old... My brother, who was about 1 yr. at the time was getting a bath from my mom. I accidently walked in on them because it was almost time for my bath. I then saw my brothers parts, and I saw they were different than mine. I thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't have a penis. And I actually thought if I started doing boy things, then I would "grow" one. Then my mom explained that I'm a girl and my brother's a boy, and that boys and girls have different parts. So, I learned about the difference between a male and a female at a really young age.

anonymous

when i was little i used to belive that there was only 2 holes on your butt no vagina so i thought babys come out ur rectum like poopie until i was 11 years old i was so surprised when the teacher said there was 3 holes everyone stared

attenaj (sdrawkcab)