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I used to believe that snogging was having sex, and that fingering was wen you put your finger in someones ear and tickle them, Do you now how many years ive had of bullying after sayin that i wasnt a virgin, i thought it ment a girl!!!
When I was in the third grade, we were outside playing at recess when several of the boys were asking the girls if they were virgins, Of course I didn't know what that was and thought It must be something bad because of the way they were snickering so of course I was sure to tell them I was not. Of course they had a field day with that and I was mortified when one of the other girls told me what a virgin was, needless to say I then tried to tell them I was but you know boys...It was sometime before they'd leave me alone about it.....
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when i was about 8 years old, my mom and my sisters (they were all adults or teens) were sitting around talking about sex. I had just walked in the room when my mom said "at least I still have ONE virgin" I got so upset and started crying..I yelled "I AM NOT!!" my mom was shocked. she asked me if i knew what a virgin was,i said "it's something bad mommy, and I don't wanna be a bad." she just started laughing.
when i was younger, my first girlfriend asked me if i woz avirgin. I replied no 'youve got my name wrong, i'm not mary, im joseph'
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FOR A CHURCH PAGENT ONCE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I GOT TO BE MARY SO I TOLD EVERY ADULT I KNEW THAT I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A VIRGIN. WHEN MY MOTHER FOUND OUT SHE HAD TO CALL EVERYONE UP AND EXPLAIN WHAT I MEANT I STILL DON'T THINK THEY BELIEVED HER.
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I was about 6 when I heard the term " Popping your cherry" I always thought this was talking about blowing a bubble with gum...somehting i had been wanting to do...so one night i told my mom" I want to pop my cherry" as U can imagine...my mom freaked...but later explained just what it meant
the church can't come up with anything better than "young woman" when you ask them what a virgin is, so of course one day when someone asked me on the school bus if I was a virgin my response was something like "of course not, can't you tell just by looking?" it still cracks me up...
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When i was first asked if i was a virgin, i had no idea what it ment. I had never made any decicioon as far as i was aware to become 'virgin', whilst I had become 'vegetarian'. i half suspected they ment vegan, so i said No, i'm a vegetarian, whiuch got a lot of laughs.
I first recall hearing the word "virgin" in Mel Brook's "History of the World Part I." I figured that was a term for someone who was a resident of Virginia.
In sixth grade we believed that if you used dirty words you were no longer a virgin, so we went around bragging about how we weren't virgins anymore. We honestly had no idea it had anything to do with sex! Wasn't that silly?
When I was about 10, some rude boys at the little store I rode my bike to asked me if I was a virgin. I was generally a very smart girl and didn't want to admit I didn't know what one was, but the way they said it made it sound disgusting, so I said "No!"
At the age of about 8 my older friends convinced me that being a virgin was being a very very nice person. Consequently, I went around asking people - lots of adults - if they were virgins. Boy did my mom beat me for that one!
Once me, my mom and sister were sitting in our living room when Madonna's " like a Virgin" came on the Radio" I was probably 5 or6 and I heard the line "touched for the very first time" and at that moment I proudly proclaimed to my sister and mother that I was not a Virgin because I had been touched lots of times.( I am not sure How I figured out being touched made you not a virgin, but I did) I didn't understand why they thought that was so funny..
Thanks Madonna for messing up little kids minds..
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my little brother asked me if our mum was a virgin. When I told him no of course not, he acted like he had known all along. But a couple of minutes later, he asked me if our dad was.
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For the longest time as a child, I thought I might be pregnant because I had french-kissed a boy from down the block. For years I wondered whether I was a true "virgin" or not. Wasn't until years later that I realized I was a virgin and he was an awful kisser.
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When i was about six i was singing along to "like a virgin" by Maddona, and i looked at my mum and dad and said "look, thats what i am isnt it mum?!"
Mum and Dad looked at each other horrified at having such a worldly six year old, and mum managed to splutter "what do you mean?!"
I looked at them like they were stupid, and replied "like a THIRD YEAR...im in class 3 at school!!!!!"
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