virginity
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When I first heard the word virgin, when I was around 11 I was around a lot of people who were older and that liked to talk dirty all the time, and someone asked "Are you a virgin?", in a serious way and I thought he was asking are you from Virginia, and I was born in New York and moved to New Jersey when I was little, so I had no idea why they would think that, so I responded "Um... No... why would you even think that?", acting like I was all smart and they were dumb. Image an 11 year old saying that. How embarassing. That was so long ago... but I still can remember it, it's one of those memories that you can always think about and laugh.
I heard the word Virgin from my mom she told me it was a girl who had never slept with a boy, my cousin was a boy and we slept in the same bed all the time so I thought I wasn't a Virgin any more. when we where on the way home from church I told my GRand pa that I wasn't a virgin any more he freaked out and asked me what a virgin was I and I told him that me and my cousin had been sleeping in the same bed and he gave me this long speech explaining what it really ment to be a virgin.
I used to think a virgin was a monster that would come up from under your bed and look like a nice person (angelic) but then eat you if you didn't say your prayers
I used to think that you were a virgin if you had never spilt any food on your trousers
So when I split ketchup on myself at christmas I said "Oh damn I 'm not a virgin any more"
My grandparents were there
I was told what it really was later that day
For the longest time, I thought "being a virgin" had to do with being the Virgin Mary, which sounded way too girly for a kid like me. So when I was asked if I was a virgin, I proudly said that I wasn't. When I was then asked who I had lost my virginity to, I thought long and hard about the manliest thing to say. "My dad" was what I came up with.
When I was around seven years old, I asked my mom what a virgin was. She explained to me very quickly that a virgin was someone who had never been in love before. I loved my parents, so I would proudly walk around telling people that I wasn't a virgin. It wasn't until I was ten that I actually found out what a virgin was, and I was quite mortified.
When I was in 1st grade I heard about virginity. Unlike other people, my mom was VERY open about sex and stuff, I learned about it early. It never freaked me out.
Then when I was at school the next day we were talking about zodiacs. Some girl raised her hand and said "I'M A VIRGO!!" I laughed and said, "You mean VIRGIN!" My teacher was shocked and pulled me aside at recess to tell me the differerence. My mom won't leave me alone about it.
i used to think that if you were a virgin that ment you were a lezbo (i dont know how i made that assumption) i was in 4th grade at p.e one day and this girl looked at me and was like "are you a virgin?" me thinkin that meant gay i quickly answered no, she looked at me with huge eyes and yelled "did it get stuck" till this day i still laugh at that
When I was a kid I used to believe that the "cherry" was an actual one and to pop it meant someone else popped and literal cherry.
One day I had a bowl full and my brother stole one and ate it. I cried and ran and told my mom he had popped my cherry. She freaked until she found out it was a food cherry.
I used to think you could sell your virginity.(I overheard my older sister talking about prostitutes doing that) So one day when I was about 6 I wanted to buy Ice cream and my mom didn't give me any money. So I went up to my neighbors doorsteps trying to "sell my virginity." Good thing I didn't live in a bad neighborhood. :)
Before I understood sex, I thought the word `Virgin` was a holy title like `Saint` or `Pope` because of the virgin mary.
Once when I was watching TV I heard the word "virgin."
So I asked my mom what it meant. She paused and then replied ...
" a very smart girl."
I believed her until i was 12.
I used to think virginity was a religion.
up until i was 11 i thought a virgin was someone from Virginia. i only found out what it was when a frind of mine came up to me and said `guess what. (so-and-so) isn`t a virgin` and i responded `duh. i know. she`s from Texas`
When I was 8 or 9, I believed that virginity and viagra were the same thing. When I saw on TV about somone taking somone's virginity, I thought they took the'yr viagra pills! Then I wondered what viagra was for, so I asked my mom. She said it was medicine for a boys pee pee. Then I asked what a virigin was then. She said it is Jesus's mother and that virgins are holy.(Not wanting to explain the birds and bees at ages 8). I then thought when somone took somones virginity it meant they made them a satanist.
(Also, when my cousin (a boy) has a bladder infection I knew it had something to do with his pee. I told my aunt that he should take his viagra. I wondered why she was on the floor laughing..)
I used to believe that virgin and vegetarian were the same thing. One day when i was in 4th grade, a 6th grade boy asked me if i was a virgin, well me thinking it was (vegetarian) tells him "no, i like meat."
I used to believe sex was going to be made illegal by the time I could have it.
When I first found out about astrological signs and that I was a Virgo (the Virgin), I assumed that everyone born in September could never have sex. I remember worrying that I would never have kids.
When i was about 8 i thought being a virgin meant that you had never had a crush at someone. Imagine my friends surprise when i told them i wasn't a virgin.
When I was very young I asked my mother what a virgin was. Embarrassed, she told me that a virgin was somebody who hasn't slept with anyone else. I believed that she meant literally sleeping in the same room as someone else.
I was very embarrassed when my class went to camp in 5th grade, and I started yelling that I didn't want to sleep in the dorms because I wanted to stay a virgin.
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