Serial killers are actually cereal killers

i used to believe that serial killers were going around killing all of the cereal

Tiffany

When I was quite small I thought that serial killers were cereal killers. For a while I was scared that since I was a "cereal killer" I was going to be arrested.

Caitlin

When I was little, I believed that a serial killer was somebody who came into your house at night and stabbed your cereal with a knife, so I always used to hide my cereal so somebody wouldn't kill it.

Brenden

When I was little I used to think that serial killers killed people that ate cereal, so I stopped eating cereal for a little while until my sister told me what they were.

Liliana

when I was younger I used to believe a serial killer lived in cereal boxes.

laura

i used to believe that a "serial" killer was someone that put poision in "cereal". haha stupid i know.

Alyx

I used to believe serial killers were murderers that wore cereal costumes. Like a man dressed in a giant Cheerio would come kill you.

Julie

When i was little i would hear on the news that another serial killer broke loose so i would protect my cereal boxes because i thought they would try to kill my cereal.

Leo

Wow this is goning to sound bad but when I was about 5 or 6 years old I was watching the news there was something on about a serial killer. I never went near the cereal cabinet again. Lol I went downstairs the next morning and threw all the cereal away.

Anon

I used to believe that serial killers killed cereal...Cause i didnt know that it was spelt the other way...about 3 years ago i learned the difference.

Bee

a cereal killer was someone that went around and stole peoples' cereal

Anon

i thought that being a serial killer meant that you poisened cereal because i thought that it was always spelled cereal not serial

Anon

this is for a friend

when she was younger on the news she heard something about serial killer. being she was 4 or so she thought that it was cereal that ran around and killed people. For years she was scared that at night farm animal shaped cereal would come at night and kill her and her family. One nightmare she had was where her and her family were in a car and the farm animals were chassing after them and it was rainging milk. she was a bit of a disturded child if u can imagine.

filling in for a friend

When I was younger, I thought a serial killer was a person who ate a ridiculous amount of cereal

Aja

i used to believe that serial killers ripped up cerial boxes and threw them out


lol

ikillanyone

I belived that cerial killers were people who put poison in your cereal

Ray

when i was little about until i was 7 i thought that a cereal killer was a person that somehow killed you when you were eating cereal lke a knive wouid fly out of cereal box when you were reading the box or they wouid poison the cereal my brother later clarified this for me i laugh about this when i read the news paper and i hear that someonw was killed

the dumb kid