Serial killers are actually cereal killers

when I was younger I used to believe a serial killer lived in cereal boxes.

laura

When I was younger, I thought a serial killer was a person who ate a ridiculous amount of cereal

Aja

When I was younger, I watched a movie about a serial killer. Now not knowing the spelling I thought it was a cereal killer meaning they'd go around stabbing cheerios.

Natalee

When I was little, I used to believe that "serial killers" were actuallly CEREAL killers, and would hide in cereal boxes, break all of the little bits of cereal, and then when you opened it, they would come after you. When I was about 4 or 5, I was listening to the radio with my Mom and heard about a serial killer on the loose. I immediately went to my neighbor's house and warned her not to buy any cereal because a cereal killer was on the loose.

Michelle

wheni was little i beileved that a serial killer was somebody who killed people who ate cereal. So i stopped eating cereal and now i dont like it any more all because i was to dumb to ask my mom what a serial killer was!

Holly

Whenever I'd hear "serial killer", I'd wonder what it was. One day, I 'found out' that a serial killer was a person who stole your cereal and would murder it.


I was so proud.

Sana

i used to believe that serial killers were going around killing all of the cereal

Tiffany

When I was very young,under 5 I would assume,there was something on the news about a serial killer.Well,I turned and asked my mother,"Mom,How do you kill cereal?"

Confused

I thought a serial killer was someone who crushed boxes of cereal for a living like a hitman!

Carole-Ann

I used to belive that a seriel killer was osmeone who stole ceriel boxes and illed the wittness!

Dessy

I was yet another one who believed serial killers were "cereal killers" until I was nine and my mom explained it. Though I didn't think they killed cereal (or killed with cereal). I have no clue why they'd be called cereal killers but it's just what I thought.

ALMIGHTY ANON

When I was little, I used to think that a serial killer was a killer who ate a lot of cereal.

believe

I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.

Jello

I used to beleive that cerial killers were cerial makers who went around killing people!

Jenny

i thought that being a serial killer meant that you poisened cereal because i thought that it was always spelled cereal not serial

Anon

i used to believe when i was like 5 that serial llers only ate cereal so i used to watch movies and wonder why they werent eating cereal

crazy beliefs

i used to believe that a "serial" killer was someone that put poision in "cereal". haha stupid i know.

Alyx

When I was a little kid I used to believe that serial killers were people who ate cereal and then killed people.

Tori Dickerson

I use to think when i was little that seiral killers stabbed cherrios.

Nat

I used to believe that serial "cereal" killers were people whose job was to kill little cereal animals and put them in boxes for us... I knew about meat and that it was dead animals so when I heard "cereal killers" I assumed that they worked at miniscule slaughter houses!

i was confused