police

I watched some movie where a cop shot some bad-guy like 5 times and killed him, so I made extra carefull that I didnt do anything that would attract police attention cause I thought that I would be shot dead on the spot!

Anon

I used to believe that all police officers were named John Law. My grandmother told me this.

Anon

When I was about 3 or 4, my dad and I got pulled over for not stopping at the stop sign by our house. We managed to pull in to our house, and I watched the cop talk to my dad for a while. Then I went inside and told my mom that daddy was getting arrested!

Anna

When i was about 6 I saw soemthing on the news that said that a mother had left her kids in the car for like 4 hours and the police came and arrested the mother, so whenever my mother went into a store w/ out me i woudl lock all the doors and sloch down so u couldnt see me so that the police wouldnt come arrest my mom!

D

I believe that police ran Dunkin' Doughnuts and the reason they ate so many was because it helped them fight the bad guys.

It could happen...

Leigh

I used to think that the police just ran at random people arrested them and took them to the "indoor people zoo" where the zoo keepers had cattle progs (a large tazer) and they let free people throw stuff at you. I even compared the police to the nazis in the 7th grade. ha I was stupid. (a cop saved my life in the 10th grade and I reconsidered)

Marx

When I was little, I believed that the road signs that said 'DO NO PASS' meant that we weren't supposed to pass that spot. I was always so scared that the cops would pull us over because we passed the sign.

gbgbyldsm

Once when I was like 7 I stole a pack of cards from blockbuster, my mom found out and took me back to blockbuster to tell the man what I had done and I was yelling "PLEASE DONT LET THE POLICE ARREST ME!"

Zack

i used to belive that when a policeman pulled you up on the side of the road he was going to kidnap all the little children and send them to the Barons castle from Citty Citty Bang Bang. and we would then have to be slaves to the technicians who clean and repaired the flying car

a very disturbed mind

When I first became familiar as a child with the phrase "calling the law", which actually meant calling the police. I got the idea that "the law" referred to one particular government official.

Anita

My boyfriend used to think that when the "bad guyes" had been in prison, they became cops.

What's really funny is that his father is a cop, but he never thougt of what his father might have done=)

Galejenta

I used to believe that when my mom or dad would get pulled over for speeding or some other traffic violation that they were going to be arrested. As you can imagine that could be tramatizing for a child.

Chrissy S.

I thought that the police would hide places, waiting to arrest me if i even yelled at my sister. I was freaked out. And once i couldnt help it and got in a fight with my sister. I got yelled at by my parents but i satyed up all night for three nights freaking out about the police finding out and me spending the rest of my life in jail. After the third sleepless night, i told my sister i was sorry and went back into my room. Out loud i said (for the police to hear) "See, i apoligized, dont put me in jail please." adn that was taht.

poisen

I used to believe that speeding tickets were tickets to Chuckie Cheese.I always thought that the policemen would stop drivers to hand them the Chuckie Cheese tickets.

Curly Q

I used to believe opening a fruitsnack package from the wrong end will send you to jail.

Lunarmoon

once when i was around 6 my sister was babysiting me, and i wouldn't go to sleep. Finally, she told me that if i didn't behave the police would come and make me sleep in the jail cells, i believed her, 2

cathy

i used to believe that the police were called the fuss cuz of that song a ha wuts that fuss everybody move 2 the back of teh bus

caitlin

i used to believe that when i saw the signs "Speed Limit Radar Enforced" it meant that, at the police station there was a cop looking at a really big radar screen of the city, with blinking lights for each car and could tell which ones where speeding and would then use the radio to call someone out to stop you.

Bigdaddy

When I waz little I wuz VERY scared of police and whenever i walked past one i didnt look at them at all (thinking they would arrest me for looking at them the wrong way).

Scary police

when I was five me and my family were being sued and I thought that ment we were all going to jail so I was really sad and went upstairs and thought if I hid under my bed then the cops couldn't get me ( I slept under there the whole night ) and my brothers were cruel anough to play along but then my mom told me the truth :)

haha and take all this embaresment?