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My older brother told me that if i didn't get out of the bathroom quick enough when i flushed the toilet that the boogie man would come and get me. SO i used to flush and RUN!!!

Flower Girl
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When i was little i watched my dad flush spiders down the toilet. whenever i would go to the bathroom i was always afraid those spiders were going to come up and bite me on the bottom!!

Anon
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I used to believe that there was a troll in the toilet, and so I look before I pooed, and I would get up every five seconds to check!

Richard
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i would not flush the tolit because i thought i would get sucked in.

missa
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When I was watching some show on the discovery channel about a little boy that had just gotten potty trained he woke up one morning and there was a snake in the toliet!!!! It had escaped from the zoo! So now whenever I use the bathroom a snake is gonna bit my butt!!

Amanda V.
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When I was smaller, my little brother loved to hold and look at bugs. Me and my other older siblings were scared of them... even my parents. So whenever a bug found its way into our house... we'd just get Taylor, who'd play with them, then flush them down the comode, laughing as they were sucked downward.

Ashamed and embarrased that little Taylor had an advantage over us older folk, we decided to scare him. He was still pretty young with a general fear of the toilet in means of what came out of it if he wasn't careful. So we all said with strait faces that he'd better watch out for the toilet.

Why? Because we said every bug he had flushed down the toilet (Quite many), they're ghosts would shoot out by the hundreds (Like the maggots on Bones), and shoot him sky-high off the toilet to kingdom come, all the while biting him on the butt at the same time.

Instead of fearing the bugs, Taylor improvised and while we were away, stuffed and flushed an infinate amount of Quilted Northern down the loo... probably trying to create a plug of some sort

Jokes on us... we "older folk" had to clean up the flood... and the "ghosts".

Mean Older sister
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when i was little i thought that toilets when u flushed them a toungue would come out and take u down to the suwer and drowd u so i told my friend and she thought so to so everytime we went 2 the bathroom till we were 10 we would flush the toilet and run as fast as we could!!!lol

emilyb123
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i used to believe this creature would come up the toilet drain after u flushed so i would jump up as fast as i could after i flushed and sit on top of the lid for at least 45 seconds. I did for so long sometimes after i lifted the lid i could see a tail going back down the drain. It was in my mind of course but it looked like it was really there.

Brooke
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once, when i was 7, i went to an airport with my mom. i had to use the bathroom really bad, but as soon as i got in, it flushed on me. there were tons of people in the bathroom who heard me screaming. my mom explained that they were automatic toilets, but i still thought that they would eat me if they were tired of being pooped on.

One big Loser
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when i was about four my brother told me that a monster would bite your butt of when you went to the bathroom after four in the afternoon, because of him i would always rush to the bathroom before then.

Anon
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i used to believe that when you would go pee, if you didn't run out fast enough than a big poop monster would come out of the toilet and bite your butt! and i didn't even go poop!

jordyn gomez
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I used to believe that Sleestacks came out of the (attached) laundry room when I flushed the toilet...at night. I never was concerned about them coming out during daylight though. I was always getting reprimanded for not flushing the toilet. Although I'm over 30 now and no longer worry about Sleestacks...I still can't flush the toilet in the night.

JoAnn
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I used to be afraid that snakes might jump out of the toilet when I'm sitting down.

Jordan
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When i saw Sphen King's IT, I used to believe that IT would came out from the toilet and grabb you from your ass with his sharp claws and then he would swallow you to the depths of the toilet and there he would kill you.

Gabriel Toledo
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I used to think that Jaws would come up through the toilet when I flushed.

Nicole
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Whenever I was about 4 or 5, my pet goldfish died and my older friend who was about 14 told me if I flushed him down the toilet, he would come back and bite me in the ass someday..literally. Let me tell you, I always hovered above the toilet for about a year afterwards.

Anon
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I used to think when you sat on the toilet a monster from the depths of the sewers would grap your private parts. I would pee as fast as I could then spaz out.

Anslee
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I used to believe that if I went to the bathroom during the night, a Wizard with long gray hair, a long pointed nose and very long fingernails would scratch me on my butt while I sat on the toilet.

JoEllen S.
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When i was little, I used to believe that a monster was in the bathroom(because of the flush). When I flushed, I would always hurry to get out!

Anon
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i used to balive that there was a snake in my toilet waiting to bite me when i sat down

Anon
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