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When I was like 3 or 4 I was so scared of toilets that I wouldn't go to the bathroom in them...Instead I wen't on the kitchen floor...thats pooping and peeing...and, man did my parents hate me... I thought the toilet would turn into a monster and swollow me...(oh and about the being scared of the toilet and "going" on the floor...I still do it to this day).

pooopie5

when u flush a toilet on an airplane and ur still sitting on it, can ur intestines get sucked outof ur body through ur butt??

DumbBunny

When I was about 5 my friend had to use the restroom. She must have put her tush in too far becauseshe came running out screaming and told me that thier was a soggy monster in the toilet. We were both scared and avoided the toilet for awhile.

Ooshkadooshlookune

I used to believe that if you sat on the toilet for too long the poo you just did tried to get back inside you. So as soon as the poo dropped from my bottom I would jump off the toilet and flush straight away.

Paul Atholl Jonathon Bell

I used to be terrified that E.T. lived in my bathroom cupboard and that a witch lived in my toilet. I also believed that if you took too long to flush, the witch would come up and pinch your butt.

Issues

When I was a about 6 or 7 a 'friend'of mine told me that he had a large worm coming out of his 'hole' when he went to the toilet one day. That made me think that the same would happen to me and I didn't go toilet for solids for nearly a month!

Tsuki

I used to think that when you flushed the toilet in my grandparent's, a ghost would come out. I was so scared that I didn't even try sitting down on the toilet because I would be terrified it would grab me while it was still down there before i flushed!

Imagine the confusion when I was holding my bottom all through dinner and dessert because I was afraid of ghosts.

Laurie

I had just learned to start using the toliet, and my step dad asked me "Did you see the toliet bowl man?" so for the longest time I was afraid to go to the bathroom cause I thought a guy would jump out of the toliet and suck me in

Samma

When I was small and i used the toilet, after i was done once i flushed it when i was sitting on the toilet and water splashed on my bum so i thought a monster was going to come out of the toilet and kill me.

Anon

When I was 6 I thought that Alligators were in the sewers and the would come up and eat me while I was on the toilet or in the bath. It was very scary.

jennifer

When i was about 5 years old my dad let me see the movie called The Mummy. Then every time i would go to the bathroom i thought those spiders that ate people would be on the toilet paper so i started using Kleenex.

Nicole

when I was little I was scared of the noise that the toilets made. I thought that they would suck me in &I'd get stuck. Befor I flushed I would unlock my stall door & get as far away from the toilet as I could while still flushing it. Then I would run out of the stall at full speed, offten almost hitting other visters to the restroom. To this day I still unlock the door befor I flush - even if it is kinda silly

monica

When I was a little kid, I used to think that when you flushed the toilet, alligators came up and ate your doo-doo.

-=-=Courtney=-=-

I used to believe that if you stayed on the toilet when u flushed it you would get flushed.

Shane (i was stupid when i was young)

when i was little my grandpa told me that an allogator would come out of the tolet when i was sitting on it and would bite my but off!i bleved him until i was about 9! until then i always looked down to c if a allogator was there so i could still have an ass!

kd

I was a bathroom singer as a little girl, and I would always sing about a crocodile in the toilet that would come up and bite my bum if I couldn't go in time.

Ani

My brother (who was 6 at the time) would never flush the toilet in fear of our new house being blown up!

Anon

i used to be scared of going to the bathroom by my self cuz i thought there would be a snake coming out from the toilet...!!! well i wouldn't blame me... the darn toilet had snake pictures on it!!

Cristina

When I was younger, after I went to the bathroom I wouldn't wash my hands, because I thought after you flushed the toilet, it would wake up the monsters that lived under the toilet, and they would come out. So, after I flushed the toilet, I would run out of the bathroom. I must've had bad hygiene...

Laura

After seeing the movie Jaws, I used to think a shark might come out of the toliet while I was sitting on it and eat me. There was never a scene in the movie in which this happened, but the movie scared me and my imagination was wild!

Sue