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I used to have a fear that if I didn't get out of the bathroom after it flushes , I'd get sucked down a black hole in the bathroom floor.

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When I was a little kid I always hated going poop. This is because my best friend told me that while sitting on the toilet, a little "butt monster" would come up and jump to bite my butt. Sometimes I still think about it for a good laugh.

Anon

I used to believe that if I didn't get to my bedroom or some other part of the house quickly enough after flushing the toilet, monsters would come and get me...

...course after I discovered they didn't, it was just fun to see how far I could get after flushing the toilet.

demented pixie

When I was little I overheard my parents talking about a toilet that was stopped up and Dad had a plunger. For years I thought that meant that if you pooped too much that everything the toilet ever flushed would come flowing back out of it! For a very long time I would flush and then sit in the sink so that if something came out I wouldn't have to stand in 20 years of waste. EEEEEEEW!

~<-*->~ Agnes ~<-*->~

When I was small, I believed there was a monster at the other end of the toilet pipe, and when you flushed the toilet, it was a signal to him to start sucking, and he would suck up everything in the bowl. Now, this is bad enough, but I also thought that if you didn't close the lid fast enough, he'd suck you in, too!

Polemidas

I live in South Africa, and when I was 10 a black kid in my class told me about one of the "mosters" of his beliefs, that waits for you in the bathroom. The thing was called 'Pinky-Pinky', it had one but and this one arm with a really long claw on it that it uses to scratch you. Also it only went after girls. But, the thing that scared the crap out of me was that there was actually a story in a newspaper about that thing that was supposed to be true!! Since then I've always been telling myself "I can scream, someone will hear me" when I think about scary stuff.

Ramone-A

when i was little i was scared that a monster would pull me down the toilet so when ever i flushed the toilet i would run out the bathroom door cause i once watched a scary movie about the monster in the sewer pulling people down and eating them

ray

I used to belive that i would get sucked down the toilet if i flushed it when i was on it so until 2 years ago i shut the lid and flushed so it would only suck down the toilet paper im 14

corey

When I was little, my cousin told me that when you flush the toilet, little leprecans jumped out. So I flushed the toilet and ran away as fast as I could!!

Dixie Normous

When I was younger, i remember how i used to kill cockaroaches or spiders and grab their squished bodies with toilet paper and flush em' down the toilet. But then i just realized that maybe they are still down there waiting for me to take a doo or a wee so they can attack me from down under.

Britt

I used to be scared of toilets that had black or brown seats, "half-seats" or, even worse, no seats at all. One time I was in the car coming back from a holiday with my step sisters and we all needed to get out and go to the toilet so we stopped at a caravan park, but I refused to go in to the toilets because I was scared of the colour of the seats. Another time I wet my pants at school because the toilets there had black seats.

entertainer

When I was little, i believed that if you flushed the toilet, a monster would come out of the mirror and/or toilet and eat me. I never flushed and I got yelled at by my mom when she found out. I still didn't flush.

Anon

Somehow through the manipulations of my older sister, I used to believe that when I was going to the bathroom, one of her classmates would crawl up through the pipes so he could stare at me while I went to the bathroom. She also told me if it wasn't her classmate, sometimes a tiger would do the same, and try to bite me. I was so scared my butt would be bitten off while I was innocently trying to pee.

Kristi

When I was little, I heard a news story about someone finding a snake in their toilet. I used to be afraid to use the toilet thinking a snake would come and bite me (ok I still do once in a while, especially porta potties). Hard to forget!

Scaredy Potty

Once while I was sitting on the toilet in a public bathroom, two little kids entered deep in conversation. They each accused the other of being scared. One was accused of the fear of the toilet monster. The other was accused of the fear of the dark. This was disproved by turning off the light. I couldn't resist. I yelled "I AM THE TOILET MONSTER!" They both fled in terror, leaving me to finnish in the dark. It was worth seeing the two trembling later as they warned others of the iminent danger lurking beyond the door.

Jose Jimenez

I used to think that when you flushed the toilet a monster would come out...so i always flushed and ran

Desiree

i used to think when i was like 5 or 6 that a leprechaun would crawl up into me when i was peeing.

anonymous

when i was about 6 or 7 my mom would take me to the mall and i would b so scared to use the toilets there because they were electric and that would freak me out becuz you never know when it might suck you down the bowl it made me scared soo much that i would try to hold it as long as possible

karina

when i was 5 or 6 my sister told me that if i stayed on the toilet to long a HUGE snake would come out of that little hole thing and eat me.when i took a poo, i timed myself for five minutes on one of those egg timers.i think my mom thought i was a little stupid for doing that.

theres gullible written on the ceiling.where?