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When I was just learning to use the toilet, I would flush it while I sitting on it watching the water go down through my legs. Once I leand back to far and fell in, while the toilet was flushing. I got sucked down it (not all the way of course). My small little arms couldn't pull myself up. I was so scared of the toilet from then on I would use the floor as a toilet.

Simon
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I remember when I was little- every time I flushed the toilet I would run like mad into my room before a hand came from it and grabed me. Then, after I got over the and thing, I used to think the girl from the Exorcist would appear in the toilet bowl- So I was always afraid to keep the lid up!

Bagel
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I used to believe that if you flushed the toilet when you were still on it your internal organs would get sucked out. The most distressing part of it all was not because that would hurt a whole lot but because they'd have to take you to the hospital sitting on the can and turn you upside-down so everything would slide back in!

Anon
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At the movie store there used to be a movie with a greeblie monster coming out of the toilet on the cover. I used to believe that if I used the toilet, he would jump out and eat me. It used to scare the crap out of me - literally.

Kel
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I used to believe that if you tripped and fell into a toilet bowl while it flushes, you get sucked into hell. You have any idea how big those things looked when you are 5?

Mudmaniac
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I used to believe (I was 6-7) that when you flushed the toilet you had to run out of the bathroom, spin around three times, look at a corner in the room and be very quiet because a tiny demon who lived in the toilet would otherwise get you for disturbing his sleep... I still can remember the expressions on my parents' faces :)

Goblin
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i used to think that when i pulled the chain on the loo a man use to jump out and get me so he could get more poo and wee out of me to eat. hey i was only young!

Debbie, Leigh
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When i was little i shared a room with my older twins sisters.
They used to tell me that there was a creature that lived in the toilet called "murd the turd" who would come from the toilet and kiss me if i didn't go to sleep straight away.
To scare me they used to dangle a brown stocking filled with newspaper, with legs, wobbly eyes and lips from the top bunk when i was sleeping on the bottom.
To prove that he really did exist and did visit me when i only pretended to go to sleep they would put a trail of toilet paper from the toilet to my bed head before bed time. In the morning there would be little brown footprints on the paper and a brown smear on my cheek - brown lipstick thankfully!

amanda
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When I was a little whipper snapper I used to beleive that if you fell into the toilet whilst sat on it, it would suck you up into a firery underworld never to return! So as you can imagine I used to cling onto the sink really, REALLY tight!

Spindle
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I used to believe that if you did not get out of the toilet before it stopped flushing then a witch would appear from it and eat you.

Lewis
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My step dad once told me of for going to the toilet when he had just cleaned it... he put bleach in, and said my ass would dissolve if i went to the toilet before it had been flushed five-six times... needless to say, i always flush repeatedly before i go to the loo after cleaning it!

Ahahahaha
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My sister told me that vermin would come out of the toilet and give you diseases.

Nick (Alex's brother)
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I used to believe that a witch lived in the toilet. If I didn't close the lid and close the bathroom door the witch would come out in the night and get me. I later learned that my sister told me this to get me to close the lid and close the bathroom door.

Valerie's little sister
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When I was younger, I believed that every time I flushed the toilet, dinosaurs would come out of the wall and eat me. It never happened of course, but the possibility freaked me out nevertheless.

Andrew
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TI used to believe that you had to run upstairs and touch the bed before the toilet stopped flushing, else the whole house would collapse.

Sophie Lyon
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I used to believe that the noise a toilet made when it flushed was a monster coming to get you!

Jessica
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when i was younger(im 13 just now) i used to think that if you went to the toilet in the dark a massive pig wearing a leather biker jacket, dark glasses, a bandana and a lot of piercings would come up and nibble my bum and to this day i cant go to the toilet in the dark.

emerald
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Used to be absolutely certain that if I didn't make it back to my room before the toilet cistern finished filling then The Incredible Hulk would chase me down. Quite what The Hulk was supposed to be doing in my toilet, I'm not sure.

D Bull
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I used to think that if the toliet overflowed that the water would creep down the hall and into my bedroom and swallow me up. Because of this, I would always flush and then run as fast as I could into the living room.
To this day, every now and then when I flush the toliet I feel my heart start to race and my old fear creeping up on me!

John Crapper
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When I was young I thought a clown was in the toilet so i was continued to look between my legs for it so I'd catch it before it bit my butt.

Clown
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