fear of

if i sat on the toilet too long batman would come up and get me

Anon

I used to think that a "Freddy" hand would come out of the toilet and kill me. It made going to the restroom a tedious task of getting just close enough but not to close.

Darin

When I was little, I thought that when you flushed, snakes would come out fo the toilet and try to grab you. I would brace myself, flush and run away to wash my hands in the kitchen.

runaway

When I was 4 or 5 I thought Gargamel (evil guy on the Smurfs) lived under my toilet...

Josie

When i was young i don't know why but i always thought that if you flushed the toilet during the night, a monster would come out and pull you in.

To this day i grimace at the thought flushing the toilet when its dark even though i don't remember how i came to the conclusion in the first place.

Kiwi Joker

I used to think that if you flushed the toilet while you were still sitting on it then you would get sucked in.

Anon

when i was probably like, 4, my babysitter told me about the "toilet monster" who lived in the toilet and came out whenever you flushed the toilet. i never flushed the toilet for years.

Anon

When I was little, my friend told me that there was a bunch of knives in the bottom of the toilet, and they would chop anything inside of it up. I always had a fear that I would somehow slip and fall into the toilet and it would chop off my foot...

Renae

I used to think that when you flushed the toilet a monster would come out...so i always flushed and ran

Desiree

when i was around the age of 6 i thought there were miniature men in the toilet that would crawl up the drain and pinch me if i sat on the toilet to long without actually going. then when i got a little older i started to realize that there was no such thing as mini people, so then i thought that there were giant rats that would crawl up the drains and bite me!

kathleen

I was a bathroom singer as a little girl, and I would always sing about a crocodile in the toilet that would come up and bite my bum if I couldn't go in time.

Ani

I used to believe that if you stayed on the toilet when u flushed it you would get flushed.

Shane (i was stupid when i was young)

When I was like 3 or 4 I was so scared of toilets that I wouldn't go to the bathroom in them...Instead I wen't on the kitchen floor...thats pooping and peeing...and, man did my parents hate me... I thought the toilet would turn into a monster and swollow me...(oh and about the being scared of the toilet and "going" on the floor...I still do it to this day).

pooopie5

When I was younger my nana had an old antique toilet that still worked and when you flushed it it made the scariest and loudest noise so everytime I flushed I would run screaming out of the bathroom and run in to my room!

blah

When I was 3 my big sister told me there was a monster in da toilet and when you sat down it would bite you on ur butt. I wouldn't go to da can in my house 4 a month. Only when I had a accident in my favorite pjs my Dad told me da truth. REACTION AT 11: I'M STILL GONNA KILL MY BIG SIS( NOT REALLY, I'LL JUST HURT REALLY REALLY BADLY.)

Angry Gullible Person>:/

I was sitting on the tiolet one time and it was REALLY quiet then BOOM BOOM BOOM someone knocked on the door I fell in and my hand hit the mandle and I screamed cause i thought IT had got me.
I'm 11 and still afraid of the toilet.

Peranoid

when i was about 9 my friend told me that snakes came through the pipes and would bite your butt... so everytime i went to the bath room i would go as fast as i could so the "snakes" wouldn't get me

Emily

I used to belive that toilets had secret little sets of teeth that came out and bit your butt it took me 2yrs to belive that they didn't...boy I was stupid.

Nick

When I was little and until I was about 11 I always thought in hte toilets at K-Mart a dog or somehting was gonna eat me when I flushed so as soon as I hit the lever I ran as fast as I could I got alot of weird look and I also thought that at Wal-Mart I actually ran into hte wall a few times. I also belived at home if you used the toilet during a storm your butt would get electracuted or a monster or some odd creature would jump out and hurt me.

Umm too embarrased to say

I used to always belived that my toilet had bombs in it because of the sounds that I heard after I flushed it. After I flushed, I'd always run to the room I was in before to get away from the explosion.

Anon