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When I was little, I used to read on the toilet, and my parents got really mad because I took too long, so my dad told me that if you sat on the toilet for too long, it would suck out your intestines and make your butt all droopy. I believed this until I was 10.

Anon

I used to believe that after you were finished on the toilet once you had flushed the chain you had to quickly slam down the toilet lid otherwise a monster would come out and grab you.

Anon

I had this irrational fear of flushing toilets- like something scary would come up out of the toilet upon flushing. I would use the bathroom, flush, and quickly close the lid and run to the safety of my bed, jump in and get completely under the covers till the toilet stopped making noise.

Emily

When I was in the first grade, my friend Sam and I were terrifed of the 'booeyman' that we thought lived in the toliet. While we were at school, we always flushed and then ran out of the bathroom. One time, I flushed, and was about to run out when I relized that Sam wasn't behind me. I got really nervous when she didn't answer me. "Sam.....Sam? .....SAM!" I screamed her name really loud and then ran out of the bathroom, thinking she had been kidnapped by the booeyman. (Turns out, she was hiding in her stall to scare me. ^___^) She still hasn't let me live that one down. (:

Sarah

i used to believe that my toilet had a camera in it, that would watch me. no wonder it took me so long tp potty train!

traumatised by toilets

When I was little i had to be super quiet when u go poo or the people in the tolet would kill me!

Sara Churko

I used to think that there's a furry ape in the toilet and if you don't be careful the ape will grab your ass and pull you down. I couldn't poo in quite a time, it was horrible!

Anti-Nake Ape

When I was in 1st grade, our teacher read a book about an alligator in a toilet. From that day on I feared that I'd be eaten by an alligator if I didn't go pee fast enough!

SO

Once, I went to an aquarium and saw one of those eels that pokes out of holes in the rock. From then on, I was absolutely terrified of using the bog, for fear of eels swimming up the pipe, into me and eating me from the inside out! 0_o

ButtMonkey36

When i was little i was deathly afraid of the noise our toilet would make. So i always ran out of the bathroom as fast as i could because i thought a fish would come out of our toilet. Well im not afraid of our toilet anymore but i do open the door before i flush any toilet.

*Katie*

i used to think that the toliet and the bath tub could suck you in if you were not careful, and that if you did get sucked in it would be like a big waterslide.

meredith

I used to believe that everytime I would use the toilet, a snake would come up and bite me on the butt.

Abby

I used to believe that if you flushed the toilet, a ghost would come out and kill you for flushing the precious toilet he haunted.

Molly

when I was 4 or 5 my sister told me that when you flush the toilet the gurgling noise was the boogeyman getting mad at you and was gonna eat you if you didnt get out before it stopped flushing he would get you. she ended up scaring herself (and me) and for around a year my parents would see us wash our hands, flush the toilet, and run like hell out of the bathroom

liam

I used to be really scared of toilets because i thought that the sewage led to a place where there were lots of snakes and rats as well as waste and snakes would swim up the pipes to bite peoples butts.
I was also the one who loved the whirlpool when the tub drained but didn't stay in the tub because i thought i'd be drained down with the water.
I and thought boys lifted the toilet seat up because they had bigger butts.

Anon

When i was little I used to have my sister go to the toilet with me because i thought that a volcano or a snake might pop out of the toilet.

MIchelle

when i was a lil child my bro thought it was fun to scare his lil sister (me) so he told me to watch out at night when i go to the loo cause there's this toilet monster that will grab you when you sit down and it'll pull you into the bowl and flush you down with it... and make this joyful squeal as you both spin together down the bowl. i so SO SOOOOO believe him... so i'd try my best not to pee at night... but if i really REALLY had to go, i would pee real quick and rush off with my pants still down... hehee... ofcourse i would flush.. but straight after that i'd flee!!!! FLEE FROM THE TOILET MONSTA! :) Big bro can be a bully... but i still love him very much (though don't tell him that!) *grins* Incase you're wondering whether i still run from the toilet monster... i don't... because a time comes when you realise that all the things you are told may not necessarily be true... and you learn to discern fantasy from reality... though there are times that i still dream... but my fear of the toilet monster is finally conquered~ hurrah! :)

orange jelly :)

I used to think when i was in pre-k that there was a monster named Warda that lived in the toilets and that he would try to pull me down if i tried to poop. Obvioulsy i tried to avoid this fate, so i would often go days without pooping.

jacob

I always used to think when i was younger that if I flushed the toilet in the middle of the night that everyone would wake up and yell at me.then i learned about carpet stopping sound.But im still scared every time i go in the night in a bathroom that has no form of carpets.

Midnight Alarm Clock

when i was younger i used to think that before you went to bed you had to put the toilet seat down other wise ghosts would come up out of the toilet and take you down the toilet with the them to live in the sewer and i still put the toilet seat down before i go tobed and im 23

toilet freak scardy cat