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I used to believe that when the year 2000 came around we would all turn into robots - how silly of me

Andy

One of my friends thought an aligator named Betty lived under her toilet. She used to flush food down to it after dinner. One night, though, the toilet didn't flush and she had to explaint to her parents why some peas and a chicken drumstick were floating in the toilet bowl.

Kerri

when i was young i saw for sale or to-let signs in gardens everywhere, not being the best speller at that age. i thought that there were lots of public toilets around.needless to say i never went to any thank god

dazza

i used to believe that if u went into the opposite's sex's loos u turned into that sex and thats wht parents did for the boy or the girl babies

rachel

I used to believe that their were little monsters living in the toilet but they only came out when the lid was down. Whenever i wanted to take a shower or bath i opened up the toilet seat before i got in the tub so they would go away and not see me naked through the cracks!

Anon

i thought when you flushed, it went down to hell and that's what the devil fed the people in he..

Barb.

When I was about 10, I didn't want to use the same toilet as my little brother so I convinced him that there were hormones in the toilet, and that if he used it, he would turn into a girl (my mom was going through menopause at the time, and I was fascinated with her "hormone" medicine that she was taking). It worked, he never used that toilet!

Rachel

When I was in about 1st grade, my friend told me that this little man came out of the toilet and pinched her but when she went to the bathroom. I believed everyword she said and imagined him as this little leprechaun type thing with pinchers for hands. I even kept vigils at the toilets trying to catch a glimpse of him. How dumb

Amy

I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.

Lisa

when i was about 5 and my sister was about 4, our mother had told us that after you went poop a little tidy bowl man in a canoe with oars would swim up to your poop, pick it up, and take it to his family. so my sister and i would always go to the bathroom then put the toilet seat down and stare into the cracks to see the little man. and unfortunately we never saw him. but now i am 15 and i know about sewage lines. lol

chrisinda

When i was young i observed that a squre of toilet paper is bigger than the hole it flushes down i dident no that the paper cured up wen it went down so i assumed it was magic one day i thot if 1 peice of paper can go down maybe more can i then tried to flush a full not unravveled roll of paper down for many years my mum dident no y 1 day there was a toilet paper roll floating in the bowl!

keir

I used to believe that when I peed, if I could fill up the entire toilet bowl with bubbles I was protecting my family for 1 more day from burglars. To this day, I'm VERY effective at making bubbles :)

Chris

When I was little, I used to believe that one could use a toilet as a trash can, so I would dig stuff out of the bathroom trash (e.g., Band-Aid wrappers, dental floss, etc.) and flush it down the toilet. Eventually, my mom had to call a plumber to get said trash out of there. Boy was she mad.

Joey Schwartzman

Because as I child, everything you use is 'child-sized' or 'kid-friendly' ... I used to believe that the toilet seat was another 'kid-friendly' device, built to fit kid-sized bums.

Because mom and dad had larger bums than I did, I figured that they didn't use the toilet seat but had to sit on the cold-hard porcelin bowl.

Philbert

my neighbour told me to keep the lid of the toilet down because at night time if it was up rats would come up the pipes from the sewer and into your house

Anon

While going to the bathroom I accidentaly dropped my favorite Matchbox toy truck into the toilet. I believed that I could flush away the yellow water before I put my hand into the bowl to get the toy out. I was shocked when my beloved red truck disappeared down the drain.

Greg

I use to believe that went you went poop in the toliet the poop monster would eat it , and he would give youu a present by washing your butt off with water thats why when you went poop you would get wet with water!!

famous 1

When I was little I used to believe that the toilet was a garbage so when I was 3 I flushed or tryed to flush a apple down the toilet. My dad had to get it out.

Katherine