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I used to believe that toilets were actually for washing your feet, until I climbed in to do so and got stuck! When I tried to get out I kept hitting the flush handle and the water rose up to my armpits! My brothers heard me screaming and decided it was more fun to watch me struggle in the bowl than to take me out.

Jenny
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Once when I was about 5 I wanted to be grown-up lady so I used some of my mum's perfume. Howver, once I'd put loads on, I looked at the bottle and it said eau de toilette, and I thought that I'd used toilet cleaner! I was so scred that I started to cry, and when my mum asked what was wrong I had to lie!

Hannah
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I used to think that 'To Let' signs were for public toilets and someone had either stolen or scrubbed out the i.

CJ
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My Dad once told me that the toilet at the state Renaissance Festival was just one large cauldron that everyone had to use at once. I never went to the bathroom there until I was at least ten, and discovered they actually had private stalls.

Getka
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I beleived that if I cut out a toilet from a catalogue and very carefully cut the lid off it you would be able to see inside the toilet bowl.

Bernie
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