aeroplanes

When a friend was going on an airplane for the first time when he was young, he looked out the window, saw all the buildings and cars getting smaller and smaller, turned to his mother, and proclaimed "This is a big hill!"

Evilrabbit

When I was little I used to believe that when u went on an airplane you could choose oyour own seatso evrytime my family traveled i got really mad cause we would never seat in the big seats up front.

stupid

When I was little, I used to beleive that hospitals were on an aeroplane! Boy was i one stupid kid!

The Retarded kid.

whenever we rode in airplanes, i used to ask my dad if he could arrange to have us land on the clouds. i thought they'd be like soft yet solid mounds of snow; so long as we'd brought our coats with us, we shouldn't get too cold. what's worse is that he said it sounded like a good idea and that he'd try to arrange it for our next flight.

jayt

WHEN I FLEW IN A PLANE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND WE WAS LEAVING GREAT BRITAIN TO GO ACROSS THE ATLANTIC, I EXCITEDLY SHOUTED OUT WERE AT THE END OF THE WORLD!!

STUPID

My niece used to believe that I lived in the sky because she always saw me leave for school on an airplane.

Anon

The first time I was taken to an airport as a child, I expected to see airplanes flap their wings on takeoff, like birds. I was surprised to see that airplanes could become airborne without ever flapping their wings.

Lauren

once one a flight to Menorca those ladys that always smile and take the drinks round they were doing the safty talk and my brother shouted out "i don't want to jump.

Anon

I used to think that everytime i flew on a plane i would see God's head poking out of the clouds. I was disappointed when there was no sight of him!

Anon

My brother told me that gremlins were always on planes and that could come and get you. He said they lived in the plane's toilet, so I would stay around my mom.

chick

When i was young i used to think that when aeroplanes left a trail of smoke in the air, it was actually their tail fins scratching the top of the sky

Steve

I used to believe that the jets that left smoke behind them were making clouds for days when there weren't any clouds and we needed them.

*chrissi*

I was 10 when going to Italy on my first flight, and nearing towards the end of the journey the plane literally dropped and shortly after we were coming in to land, well zoom forward 13 years and now going on my second flight and to the USA this time, it was a fantastic flight, but after landing I was slightly disappointed that we hadn't dropped vertically before the landing, what I hadn't realised was that on my first flight it was likely we encountered turbulence and the plane had probably fallen a few hundred feet, I honestly thought the plane dropped from the sky until it was low enough and then just glided into the airport!!! Doh!

Giz (SCARED OF FLYING NOW)

My sister snd i started flying by ourslefs when we were about 6 to go see our family and my aunt told us that if we looked hard enough tha we wouls see care bears so when we went on a plane we would start s 6 and kept lookin for the care bears that lasted till i was 9

nicki

I used to love to look out airplane windows at the clouds. I believed that if I jumped out, I would land on them and they'd be slightly bouncy and feel like cotton.

woo hoo!

i used to think that when a plane was flyin over if we would yell ice creaam really loud they would drop me and my older sis ice cream i wasnt the brightest kid

Eric

wehn me and my younger sister were about 5 and 6 (in the 80's) we lived near an airport, i used to tell her the planes were bombers from the war (second world war) and if they heard us moving about underneath them they would bomb us, my sister believed me and i had to come clean when i looked down on the botton bunk and saw my sister had turned blue from holding her breath.

Jo Pope

My cousin told me when I was a kid that that white smoke pattern in the sky that is left by certain planes was really Superman farting in the sky. I believed her.

Allie