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Choose one of the following categories: chewing gum, crusts, dangerous food, drinks, general, gherkins, milk, nasty food, salt, seeds, sweeties, watermelons,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the most recently added beliefs:



if you eat a seed, the plant will grow in your tummy

Anon
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If you eat crusts, your hair will go curly

Anon
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I used to believe that if I ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my belly.

DH
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When i was little i used to think the meat didn’t come from the animals we saw

m.d
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When i was young,i used to think that if i a eate a pip of watermelon a watermelon would grow up in my belly.

One day i a eate a watermelon and i have swallowed a pip.My sister looked at me chocked and she said "OH MY GOD YOU HAVE EATEN A PIP YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A WATERMELON IN YOU BELLY."
I was stressed and i cried but 2 days after she told me it was a jocke ,it was not possible.I felt stupied and embarrassed

Anon
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When I was litle, I used to belive that saucisson was made out of pig's tail.

Let me explain : one night I had a dream in wich I was in a big supermarket with my parents and in an alley I saw a big pig statue and I asked : "What is saucisson made out of ?" and my mom just answerd me that it was pig's tail and trusted her ! Even though it was a dream I acually belived saucisson was made out og pig's tail in real life too !

One day at school, I don't know why, we talked about saucissson with my friends and they started laughing and I just didn't understand ! And after school when Iasked my parents, they said that they never told me that and it's only then that I realised that what I remembered was a dream ! I felt so stupid !

Now when I think about it, I just laugh. Why would we eat pig's tail? I was so naïve that I belived in my dreams !

swifty
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when i was younger,I used to think that alcahol was water but recolored and with a different taste,but I also always thought that if I was older like 9 years old,I could drink some

Alastor
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I used to believe that if you ate carrots you’d have night-vision

Anon
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When I was a child, I used to believe that onions came from tangerines.

Anon
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I used to beleive that ice cream is made up of only ice and cream on top

Umme Hani
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