random beliefs
I once believed that during Dinosaur Week at daycare, the old ladies fed us actual dinosaur meat in their dinosaur soup; it was actually beef stew.
As a child and early teenager I always thought the One Way traffic signs were suggestions, like, "here is one way you can go," instead of, "this is the only way traffic is flowing."
When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.
When my sister was little, she thought that the designated hitter at a baseball game was the hitter that didn't drink!
I used to believe that if you turned the thermastat temperature above 70 degrees that everything would melt.
when i was young, my mother would take us kids to london on the under ground once a year to see farther christmas. i thougth a man would sit in front with a big spade, when we got to the tunnel.
I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!
Mother told me that if I slept with my socks on I would wake up with cow hooves. I still won't sleep with socks on.
My younger sister used to believe that all girls were called Sarah and that we were weird because we weren't called that!
I used to believe that if I changed my clock it changed time for everyone. So I figured that if I didn't want to get up at 7 AM, I could just set the clock back to 6 AM and sleep another hour!
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