random beliefs

when i was little i believed that leprecauns put the holes in crumpets.

Anon (from food : general)

I thought you could get toffee from mixing tea and coffee.

Anon (from food : sweeties)

I used to believe that whenever someone hic-uped their bones were growing. Hence the little jumps meant your bones were pushing each other away to make room for more bone!

tine (from body functions : general)

When I was four I thought there was a dragon in our cellar because you could see its red eye glowing in the dark. Turns out, it was the freezer ...

Vicky (from at home : basements)

My Dad told me that Lamb was man made in a factory, 'cos I wouldn't eat it if I knew it had ben running around in a field.
I believed this for 3 years.

Anthony (from food : general)

When I was little I used to believe everything the government does is right and for the good of everyone.

Rob (from the world : politics)

If you didn't eat the crust on your bread "Mr Crust" would stand at the foot of you bed and haunt you at night. Another tid bit from my Mother's childhood, past on through the years.

Anon (from food : crusts)

I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.

Anon (from food : sweeties)

i used to believe that a swat team was actually a squat team, because they squated down behind stuff and waited for the bad guys to run out of bullets.

tepix (from the law : police)

I used to believe that you need to hide from Santa Clause, cause my parents always told me to wait in the bathroom until he was gone :))

soja (from make-believe : father christmas)