random beliefs

As a child I believed I was a robot and my parents were engineers and every night when I was sleeping they improved my programs and done testing on me.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

I used to believe that people who wear glasses did had a second brain!

Onessa (from body functions : special powers)

my mom told me that if i would pick my nose i was pulling my brains out. i was about 4 and that scared me. i am now 14 and havent touched my nose since

no brain (from bad habits : picking my nose)

My mom use to make me vacuum our house all the time. She told me if i stopped vacuuming the carpet would catch on fire.... I believed it.

Lo (from at home : around the house)

I thought sadism involved being sad and depressed. Obvious, I think.

]_] (from language : speaking)

Here's a really funny one: I used to think that when you got up on a plane to go to the loo, the pilot would stop the plane in mid-air until you're out again.

Natasha (from transport : aeroplanes)

I used to believe that the Lord's Prayer instructed us to lead a snot into temptation.

Susan (from religion : prayers)

When I was a child I used to believe that only men would do the number two. I just couldn't imagine my mother doing that, so she and all women could only pee.

Alexandre (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I used to believe that hydrangeas were so called because rangers hide in them.

Ross (from nature : plants)

My grandma told me that smelling people's farts would help us grow taller. I'm pretty sure she did it for her own amusement.

Mike (from body functions : farting)