random beliefs

I once believed that during Dinosaur Week at daycare, the old ladies fed us actual dinosaur meat in their dinosaur soup; it was actually beef stew.

Claudia S. (from food : general)

As a child and early teenager I always thought the One Way traffic signs were suggestions, like, "here is one way you can go," instead of, "this is the only way traffic is flowing."

Lauren (from transport : road signs)

When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.

anon (from body parts : hair)

When my sister was little, she thought that the designated hitter at a baseball game was the hitter that didn't drink!

Queeny (from the world : sport)

I used to believe that if you turned the thermastat temperature above 70 degrees that everything would melt.

Anon (from at home : around the house)

when i was young, my mother would take us kids to london on the under ground once a year to see farther christmas. i thougth a man would sit in front with a big spade, when we got to the tunnel.

Brian (from transport : trains)

I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!

Brainhead (from animals : general)

Mother told me that if I slept with my socks on I would wake up with cow hooves. I still won't sleep with socks on.

Linda (from body functions : sleeping)

My younger sister used to believe that all girls were called Sarah and that we were weird because we weren't called that!

Clare (from people : names)

I used to believe that if I changed my clock it changed time for everyone. So I figured that if I didn't want to get up at 7 AM, I could just set the clock back to 6 AM and sleep another hour!

Laurie (from time : general)