random beliefs
That Hamstere are, genetically speaking, miniature bears.
I used to believed that Barbra Bush was the first woman ever created because everyone called her the First Lady during the 1992 election.
I use to believe that a Quarterback was a refund.
when i was little, i used to think that cars had faces and talked to eachother in the parking lot.
I used to believe that traffic lights were controlled by groundhogs (or some similar animal) that had been trained to make the lights change when it felt cars go over the road.
I used to believe that cantelope was the stomaches of antelopes
I believed that since my grandparents retired and built a house in Florida, they were very rich. In fact, they even had their initials engraved on the water faucet handles..."H"(Herb) and "C"(Clara).
I used to think that Psy and Kim Jong-Un were the same person
I use to believe that all the homes were taken by the road side because every where we move it was a house down a long path.
i used to think that when people said their legs fell asleep it meant that their legs were actually getting rest, so when mine fell asleep, i would try not to disturb it.
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