i used to believe

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when i was little i thought that little alligators would come out of the toilet after flushing it. Every time i used the bathroom i would run out immediately after flushing!

say.impg (from toilets : fear of)
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Any properties with a sign outside proclaiming "To-Let" where available to the passing public who needed to use the toilet.

Bazza (from toilets : general)
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until about 3 years ago, i believed in mary had a little lamb the song, they said "had fleas as white as snow" instead of "fleece."

amanda (from music : misheard lyrics)
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i used to believe that dogs were born in the sky and would fall from a paracheute.
-Dante-

Dante (from animals : cats and dogs)
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When I was little I filled my pockets with rabbit droppings because I thought they were special, shiny, black pebbles.

Karen (from animals : general)
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I used to believe that I was the ONLY person in the world named "Gina". I even argued with my sisters about it for a whole afternoon. Then I asked my mom and she told me the hurtful truth.

Gina (from people : names)
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I used to believe that a stranger was a man with an X on his coat

Gabe (from neighbourhood : in the street)
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when i was young i used to believe tat a walk-in wardrobe was actually a wardrobe that could walk and bring your clothes to you.

Anon (from at home : around the house)
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I used to believe that if I farted in the toilet the water would collect the scent. I frequently visited the washroom simply to flush my farts away.

Tim MacDonald (from toilets : general)
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My sister convinced me that tapioca was made with fish eyeballs.

Eileen (from food : sweeties)
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