random beliefs

I used to believe that I would never get married because I snored. I thought that no boy would ever like a girl that snored.

My husband snores way worse than me!

Misty (from body functions : general)

I used to believe that thunder was Santa making toys.

Anon (from make-believe : father christmas)

When I was in elementary school, I used to believe, because of my mother's husband, that if you unscrewed your belly button, your butt would fall off.

Anon (from body parts : belly buttons)

my best friend told me that when she was young, her imaginary friend was a doctor that lived under the kitchen sink and ate tomatoes. She was a strange child then, and she's a strange teenager now.

lady Guine (from make-believe : imaginary friends)

When i was a kid my mum told me that i was an accident so in my lil child mind i thought that there was an accident as in car accident and that i was born in it

Serena (from grown-ups : family)

My mom told me that if i peed in the pool the water would turn purple and everyone would know it was me who did it. Needless to say i have never peed in the pool!!

Victor (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I used to think that a con artist was someone who was really good at making complicated art.

Anon (from people : lies)

I used to think that animals used to grow meat that could be cut from them without killing them, just like you pick an apple from a tree without seriously harming it.

Anon (from food : general)

My sister used the think that the number of stars a film got represented how many movie stars were in the movie. She was 23 at the time.......

Anon (from media : films)

I used to believe that my mother was a robot. She would always know when I was doing something wrong, no matter how quiet I was!

Scott (from grown-ups : family)