random beliefs

I used to believe that Mt. Rushmore was a natural phenomenon.

LauraBee (from nature : landscape)

I thought that your parents designated random people to hold the titles of your grandparents, aunts and uncles and mine just so happened to choose their parents, brothers and sisters.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

I used to think the fire brigade rescued cats from trees because the cat could set the tree on fire, before realizing it was because of the long ladder equipment.

Anon (from animals : general)

I used to tell everyone that I was allergic to concrete - because when I fell on it, it hurt. I have since learned that it's an allergy that has afflicted 100% of the population

Janette (from body functions : being ill)

When I was a child a used to go downtown with my mom by bus, and I believed that the bus driver knew where we wanted to leave, he just guessed with some kind of magical power.

Rafael Galvao (from transport : buses)

I believed that a census was taken by a helicopter that flew over the cities and someone was there counting each and every person

chelsaea (from science : technology)

I used to believe that when you are 90 years old, you are also 90 feet tall.

Anon (from people : appearance)

I used to believe that people who spoke in different languages also laughed in different languages, I'm not really sure why.

Court (from language : foreign languages)

I used to believe that seals were dogs that had amputated legs.

Anon (from animals : general)

I used to believe that "Our Father, who art in heaven" meant that God was also a painter on the side.

Amanda (from religion : prayers)