random beliefs

i believed as a child that if you were fired,you were made into a computer.for this reason,i began to have conversations with my own computer.

me (from grown-ups : work)

my mum once said to me that my dad didn't have a bottom, refering to how small it was supposedly, i littrally beleived that his legs just joined into his back.

ahab (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that sea lions were actual lions that lived in the sea.

Anon (from animals : general)

road sign in the uk--danger-heavy plant crossing -----i thought it was a giant tree dragging itself across the road

bonzo (from transport : road signs)

I used to believe that when you could see your breath outside in the cold, you were making clouds. So I would breathe out a lot to make as many clouds as possible :)

K (from nature : weather)

When I was young, I believed that hours were square. Come to think of it, no one's ever proved to me that they're not.

Don (from time : general)

When I was little, I thought a tornado was a "torn 'mato" and imagined a giant killer tomato with torn garments flying behind it like streamers as it raged through town.

khaos (from nature : weather)

Well...I used to think that Fish Sticks were made out of chicken, i guess the word "fish" never really crossed my mind.

Georgina (from food : general)

I used to believe that boarding school was where people went to play board games.

Anon (from school : classes)

I used to believe - until maybe the age of 12 - that the Pullitzer Prize was in fact the "Pullet Surprise," as in, "Surprise! You won!"

joshi (from language : speaking)