random beliefs

I used to believe that the Beatles "Let it Be" were singing "letter B" because I had heard that latter version on Sesame Street. I remember that I got into an argument with my mother over it.

Anon (from music : misheard lyrics)

I wanted to grow up and be a truck. Not a truck driver, a truck.

Anon (from kids : i'm different)

I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."

Dyth (from religion : prayers)

Up until I was about 10 I thought second hand smoke was when a poor person picked up the butt of a cigarette from the ground and smoked it.

Rosebud (from bad habits : smoking)

I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.

WD (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

I used to believe there were numbers called "onety" and 'twoty." I thought "twoty-nine" came before twenty.

CC (from language : counting)

when i was 3-6 i thoughr that if i went to the toilet at night by myselfi would find a dog wearing glass reading the newspaper and he would not let me go to the loo

sugerbabe (from toilets : fear of)

when i was a kid i used to think i was a horse called joey, i even had an imaginary horse girlfriend called lily. this abruptly stopped when i galloped into a wall and broke my wrist.

neeeeeeigh (from kids : i'm different)

I thought that the time duration listed after a song on a record (e.g., 3:30) referred to the time of day the song was recorded.

Umbaba (from music : songs)

I used to think that Cirque Du Soleil was spanish because when I was younger, I heard it as "Circtus. Olay!"

me (from language : speaking)