I believed that since my grandparents retired and built a house in Florida, they were very rich. In fact, they even had their initials engraved on the water faucet handles..."H"(Herb) and "C"(Clara).
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ten of them, plucked out of tens of thousands
I used to believe that the kids poem "finders keepers, losers weepers" really said "finders keepers, losers sweepers." I figured that Cinderella had a hard life, and she did a lot of sweeping!
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i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.
I used to believe that written messages could be passed through the phoneline. I spent ages trying to send cards through the reciever! I even tried to send my grandmother some icecream...
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I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.
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When it's twighlight, your vision goes sort of grainy. I used to believe that this was because I could see air molecules.
I used to think that if you were scared "half to death" that you only had one scare left before you died.
I used to believe that, by moving their branches from one side to another, trees made wind.
I used to think that vanilla was the absence of chocolate, not its own flavor.
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My poppop told me that the reason I had freckles was because flies came in and pooped on my face at night. I believed him for years. :(