random beliefs

I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.

Teri (from body functions : farting)

I thought cologne would make me smell better when I drank it. After having my stomach pumped I was told otherwise.

Doofus (from people : appearance)

I used to belive that the black market was a flea market type place, where all criminals whould go to do thier evil shopping.

Jess (from the law : criminals)

i used to belive if you swallowed gum and then farted, you would blow a gum bubble with your butt.

Anon (from food : chewing gum)

I used to believe that if I was drawing a map at school of a real place, if I got it wrong it would change the real coast line so I had to be really careful.

Claire (from nature : landscape)

I used to believe that the people who made the "Slow Children Playing" signs were very mean people,After all it is rude to call a child slow.

Michelle (from transport : road signs)

I used to believe that some puddles had bottoms and if you jumped in others you'd fall forever and ever.

abi (from nature : water)

I used to believe that I actually invented the word "excellent".

poop jacket (from language : speaking)

As kids my brothers and I were told that if we pulled our belly button out our butt's would fall off. We spent HOURS trying. We could never quite get to them.

TawnyKat (from body parts : belly buttons)

When I was a kid I always used to wonder how a train turned to go in the opposite direction. I always believed that there was some huge space where the train could turn around

Kammy (from transport : trains)