random beliefs

My sister convinced me that tapioca was made with fish eyeballs.

Eileen (from food : sweeties)

For thanksgiving my grandmother would always make this red cabbage steu and my aunt told me that it was frog guts. I still wont eat it to this day.

Anon (from food : nasty food)

I used to believe that clowns and teachers weren't really people. I didn't think they had homes. I didn't think they ate dinner. I didn't think they went to the bathroom.

Barb (from people : clowns)

When I was little I used to race my dad all the time. He was so much faster than me it blew my mind. I was convinced he was the fastest man in the world.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

Until I was in HIGH SCHOOL I thought that pimentos occured naturally inside of green olives. Embarrassed myself terribly finding out otherwise.

olive lover (from food : general)

I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."

Dyth (from religion : prayers)

I used to believe that the handicap symbol was a person sitting on a toilet, and the reason these parking spaces were near the entrance of a building was because that person really had to pee.

Kendra (from transport : road signs)

When I was young I had an imaginary friend named Fred who was a goldfish that was put under a spell and was forced to walt around the earth on his tail because he had eaten to much fish food.

Sarah (from make-believe : imaginary friends)

I used to believe that rainbows got scared and went away if you went outside

Kate (from nature : weather)

I used to believe that my dad was a lion tamer and that his best friend owned a circus, and that i was going to become the best clown ever, i believed it till i was 12.

Josefina (from grown-ups : family)