random beliefs

My mom used to tell if I crossed my eyes too much they'd stick that way. I stopped doing it in front of her but then I used to do it so much that it now gives me a headache.

Anon (from body parts : eyes)

I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...

Anon (from language : spelling)

I used to believe that if someone hit you on your back when you're eyes were wide open your eyes would pop out of their sockets.

Scared little sister (from body parts : eyes)

When I was in the 5ht grade I thought that a theasaurus was a type of dinosaur.

Anon (from language : speaking)

I used to think that the football players with the higher numbers on their jerseys meant they were the better, stronger players than the ones with the lower numbers.

Will (from the world : sport)

I used to believe that if you didn't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, you couldn't leave the bathroom.

Your worst nightmare (from toilets : fear of)

I used to believe that a funeral organist was the person who collected the body parts of the dead

Anon (from death : people)

I used to think that 'hippie' was a religion

Shannon (from religion : church)

When I was younger, My Dad told me if I go outside and fart in a jar then close it, I could capture it and it would glow in the dark... I tried it.

Anon (from body functions : farting)

I used to believe that if robbers came into the house they wouldn't hurt me if they thought I was asleep. So I tried to look asleep even when I wasn't.

Kimberly (from the law : criminals)