random beliefs

I used to believe that if you turned the thermastat temperature above 70 degrees that everything would melt.

Anon (from at home : around the house)

i used to belive the saying "kicked the bucket" meant that if you kicked a bucket you would die, its no surprise i fear buckets still, shame im a window cleaner.

window steve (from death : people)

From age 3 to about 6, when people said, "shut the door, you'll let a draft in," I thought drafts were huge, stealthy, pale-grey bats that must be kept outside at all costs.

David (from at home : around the house)

One time my mom said somone was blind and I asked "why don't they just take the blind off?" Apparently I confused blind and blindfold!

Nate (from body parts : eyes)

I used to think that god looked like King Rollo (off UK kids TV) in fact whenever the subject of God comes up I still picture a cartoon king with black hair and beard, red gowns and a big gold crown

Stephanie (from religion : characters)

When my adult son was young, he would never open the front door for me unless I could prove that I wasn't wearing a mask that looked identical to his Mum!

rozy (from grown-ups : family)

I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.

Michelle (from at home : around the house)

When I was little I thought birds were having important meetings when they sat together on the telephone wires.

Leah (from animals : birds)

My cousin had a problem with sucking her thumb. My Father told her that if she sucked her thumb for too long, that her face would turn inside out.

Veshka (from bad habits : sucking my thumb)

I used to think that Hitler got both his name and his bad reputation because he went around randomly hitting people.

Anon (from the past : history)