random beliefs

In preschool, I thought that the letter N came twice in the alphabet- W X Y N Z

Anon (from school : classes)

when i was like 4 or 5 i used to believe that noodles were dried worms & when you boiled them they would come back to life & if u ate then they would live in you forever.

yaya (from food : general)

When I was little during a discussion about god with my mother she told me that "god is everywhere"

I became extremely concerned and asked her, "so if I step on the grass do I hurt god?"

Rachel (from religion : characters)

I used to believe that the loser of the Presidential election became the VICE President.

AirInSea (from the world : politics)

my best friend told me that when she was young, her imaginary friend was a doctor that lived under the kitchen sink and ate tomatoes. She was a strange child then, and she's a strange teenager now.

lady Guine (from make-believe : imaginary friends)

My mum's aunt gave her daughter a copy of Jackie magazine. She refused to read it as her name was not Jackie.

Helen (from language : reading)

When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.

Anon (from neighbourhood : water towers)

When I was about 3 or 4, I used to belive that the steam coming from the back of an airplaine was the airplaine farting

Sami (from transport : aeroplanes)

When i was little i was told God had lots of power so i always pictured him sitting in a big throne in and electric sub-station

lemmy (from religion : characters)

My dad told me SPAM was made of Squirrel, Possum, and Mice YUM YUM

Suzanne (from food : general)