random beliefs

i use to belive that chewing gum was a tablet so you only had it if you were ill

Adam (from food : chewing gum)

I used to believe that when the judge sentenced a criminal to an impossibly long sentence (like 100+ years) that they kept his body in prison after he died until it was there for the whole sentence.

Camille Noire (from the law : criminals)

When I was a kid I overheard my parents talking about "The Baby Boom". I thought it was a problem of small children suddenly exploding.

Alan (from death : people)

I used to think that adults spoke an entirely different language (not English) when kids weren't around.

Swordfish (from language : foreign languages)

When I heard the stock market reports on the radio, I thought they were buying and selling *chairs*, not shares. Millions of them, with the price changing all the time.

Anon (from the world : money)

When I was a little girl I thought that if you put salt on your food it cooled it off! lol What

Darlene (from food : salt)

As a child I believed I was a robot and my parents were engineers and every night when I was sleeping they improved my programs and done testing on me.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

I used to believe that I would never get married because I snored. I thought that no boy would ever like a girl that snored.

My husband snores way worse than me!

Misty (from body functions : general)

When I was little I used to believe that people had to ask god's permission before they could use fireworks because they would be disturbing the people in heaven.

Xri (from religion : characters)

I used to believe that cartoons were little kid actors. And so of course, I wanted to be a cartoon. I thought the costumes were so cool!

Kelley (from media : cartoons)