random beliefs

I used to believe ham came from hamsters. What's worse is I was totally fine with eating it!

Kara (from food : general)

When I was a kid I overheard my parents talking about "The Baby Boom". I thought it was a problem of small children suddenly exploding.

Alan (from death : people)

I thought that if you look long enough into the hole of the sofa between the seat and the back, I would be transported into another world.

Jen (from at home : around the house)

When I was six or seven, I used to believe that when you put a bag over your head and jump off a roof you could fly. It wasnt until i tried it did I realize humans can't fly.

o0ummm0o (from body functions : special powers)

When I was young, I couldn't figure out how my insides fit together. I finally decided that it was like the sky at night, very dark, and that my organs just floated around in there, like stars.

Janice (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that there was treasure hidden in our landing wall, needless to say after much digging, it turned out not to be true.

Lisa (from at home : around the house)

When I first heard Stawberry Fields Forever, I misheard the lyrics as Strawberry Fields For Trevor.

Matt (from music : misheard lyrics)

When I was younger, I would look at the papers on my Dad's desk. When I saw the contributions to his IRA (Individual Retirement Account), I thought he was giving money to the Irish Republican Army.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

When I was little, I used to think that (after watching in slow motion) centers in football pooped the football to quarterbacks. I s*** you not.

Scott (from the world : sport)

When I was little I believed that i had two stomachs; one for dinner and one for desert! Because, i would get full on dinner, but when desert came around, oh boy! I could eat everything!

shannon (from body functions : eating)