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i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site

I Used To Believe is a funny and bizarre collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. It will remind you what it was like to be a child, fascinated and horrified by the world in equal parts. The following pages will reassure you that the things you used to believe weren't so strange after all...

You can add your own to the site. If you think your beliefs were strange, check out our most common beliefs and discover that you're not alone!

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I used to believe that Rainbow Dash was my best friend and that I just couldn’t see or hear her. I really liked My Little Pony growing up. I still wonder if we would have been friends.

Carmen (from make-believe : imaginary friends)
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I used to think that watermelon seeds were dead souls

Anon (from food : watermelons)
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I used to believe that everyone and everything I looked away from became invisible and all that was white space

Carmen (from kids : i'm different)
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I used to believe that Barbie was a real person and all the dolls were just modelled after her.

Anon (from kids : toys)
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I used to think that if I was really nice and got a bike for my 16th birthday I’d become a fairy and join the Winx Club.

Carmen (from make-believe : fairies)
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I used to believe there was a limit on the numbers you could count

Carmen (from language : counting)
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For a while I misheard getting your stomach pumped as getting your stomach popped

Like your guts would explode everywhere

Anon (from body functions : general)
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I used to think being a god or goddess was a job that people have to apply for, like the belief that the vicar in church is God.

Anon (from religion : characters)
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I thought baby back ribs were from actual babies

Anon (from food : general)
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I Used To Believe That Jail & Prison Are Both Timeouts For Adults/Grownups

Kelly Bulanek (from the law : criminals)
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I used to believe the voice sped up at the end of ads was really just the world's fastest talker.

Anon (from media : adverts)
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i thought kangaroos were giant rabbits

Anon (from animals : general)
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When commercials say "Comes as shown", I thought they were saying "Comes with shown", and I wondered why they kept saying it came with a "shown" without explaining or showing what it was.

Anon (from media : adverts)
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I used to believe that if I caught butterflies, a fairy would grow inside.

Cami (from animals : creepy crawlies)
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I believed that dolls could feel when I didn't love them, that's why I treated them well.

Anon (from kids : toys)
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I used to think that I could catch the clouds

Isabela Verduzco (from nature : weather)
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I used to believe that a rabbit lived on the moon

van (from nature : outer space)
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I used to believe that what happened in science fiction/horror is movies was real

Anon (from media : films)
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I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven.

Poxy (from religion : church)
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I thought the big apple was literally a giant apple in New York

Anon (from the world : places)
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