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I thought food was absorbed in the stomach or intestine because I had a weird digestive system

Enrico
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One day — must’ve been around 3rd grade — I was home alone because my mom was at work so I decided to go into my parents’ bedroom and take my temperature on my own. I was very proud of myself as I lay there waiting for it to beep. When i pulled it out of my butt it looked like it said 104. I called my mom at work in a panic and expected her to do the usual gasp that she did when she saw I had temperature. I told her my temperature, and she asked if there was a period between the second 0 and the 4. She then me that I had 100.4 and not 104!!

I didn’t do that my own for a long while after that!

Julie
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When I was a child, I used to believe that the street lamps switched on when I loook at them. One day, I wanted to show at my parents my power, so when we went out, I went under a street lamp, raised my head and made a magician pose. When I saw that my parents were laughing, I was so sad . After that, my parents decided to tell me the truth and I was so sad because my dream was to have such powers.

al'
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if you pick your nose, there will be a tune from it

Anon
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When I was young ,I used to believe that if you ate a lot of soup you would grow faster .
thx mom

ngl
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when I was younger I thought parents could read your mind and you could not lie to them so I was freaked out when I was lying.

amamelle
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Hello when I was young, I used to believe I could walk on the water. But the first of july I was with my cousin and he jumped in the swimming-pool but she drown but fortunately her parents came to help in time... I was reamlived for my cousin but I was really sad because about not walking on the water.

camelia
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When I was about 12 years old I was over my friend's place in his cubby house in their back yard...We were arguing on whether girls had an anus...This went on for a while until my friend ( also 12 years old ) called out to his Mum who was on the other side of the yard , at the top of his voice ' Mum , Do girls have anuses? '...His Mum in an equally loud voice replied " Yes , Of course they do )...I think the whole neighborhood got an earful on that day...

Anon
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When I was younger,I used to think I could fly.

Charlotte
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I used to believe my mom when she said that holding your farts in is toxic and could spread poison all over your body. I ducked out of many a room and went into many corners before I wised up!

Aviva
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